Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Has Anyone Seen a Peruvian Wart? (2005)
Brian Murphy: Alvin
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[last lines]
Clegg : Crowcroft. So, I mean, how is he?
Truly : Well, he was looking much better when he said goodbye.
Clegg : Goodbye? Where's he going?
Billy : Into a monastery he said.
Truly : In Peru.
Alvin : Maybe it's nice in Peru.
Billy : Maybe there are no warts in Peru.
Clegg : Huh. I must admit I've never seen a Peruvian with a wart. I was only thinking so this morning. I suppose we've led such sheltered lives. You get to our age and you've never seen a Peruvian with a wart.