Ugly Betty (TV Series)
A Thousand Words by Friday (2008)
Freddy Rodríguez: Gio Rossi
Quotes
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Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : So, did you hear? Phil Roth is in the house!
Betty Suarez : Oh! You know who Philip Roth is? Author of 'Portnoy's Complaint', 'Goodbye, Columbus'...
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : ...'American pastoral', yeah. Not everyone who makes sandwiches is a lunk.
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Betty Suarez : What?! Who's Phil Roth?
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : He writes books on how to pick up chicks.
Betty Suarez : [shrugs] Oh, my god! Daniel said Phil Roth, but I just thought he was doing his annoying casual thing... Bobby de Niro, Marty Scorsese. I don't want to interview a guy who writes books like that.
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : Hey! You get to write an article, okay? Now, go in there with an open mind. He's actually got a lot to say!
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Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : [at a Bar] I think I'm going to go for that blondie over there.
Betty Suarez : Gio, don't you think she's a little out of your league?
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : League?! I'm a guy. The universe is my league!
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Henry Grubstick : Statistically speaking, two test subjects increases your chances of validating this mating theory.
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : You should open with that, chicks would love it.
Henry Grubstick : Hey! I can Tap That better than you.
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : Are you serious?
Henry Grubstick : Serious as a nova.
Betty Suarez : Guys, no, this is my research, not a contest.
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Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : [to a girl at the bar] Cute outfit! You know, some people may call it 'slutty' but I think it really works on you.
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Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : [to a girl at the bar] It's so nice to meet a girl who dosen't buy into the whole skinny thing.
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Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : [to a girl at the bar] Man! You got some big feet!!
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Henry Grubstick : Who's The Man?
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : Usually, not the guy who says 'Who's the man'!
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Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi : I told that girl over there that I'm going to Iraq next week. Gotta strike now.
Betty Suarez : Classy.
