Supernatural (TV Series)

A Very Supernatural Christmas (2007)

Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester

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• Dean Winchester : So, was I right? Is it the serial killing chimney sweep?

  Sam Winchester : Yup. It's, uh, it's actually Dick Van Dyke.

  Dean Winchester : Who?

  Sam Winchester : Mary Poppins?

  Dean Winchester : Who's that?

  Sam Winchester : Oh come on... Nevermind.

• Dean Winchester : Remember that wreath dad brought home that one year?

  Sam Winchester : You mean the one he stole from, like, a liquor store?

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, it was a bunch of empty beer cans.

  [laughs] 

  Dean Winchester : That thing was great.

• Dean Winchester : So what the hell do you think we're dealing with?

  Sam Winchester : Actually, I have an idea.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah?

  Sam Winchester : Yeah. It's gonna sound crazy...

  Dean Winchester : What could you possibly say that sounds crazy to me?

  Sam Winchester : Um... Evil Santa.

  Dean Winchester : ...Yeah, that's crazy.

• Dean Winchester : What are we looking for again?

  Sam Winchester : Um, lore says that the Anti-Claus will walk with a limp and smell like sweets.

  Dean Winchester : Great, so we're looking for a pimp Santa. Why the sweets?

  Sam Winchester : Think about it, Dean. If you smell like candy, the kids will come closer, you know?

  Dean Winchester : That's creepy.

• Dean Winchester : Wreaths, huh? You sure you didn't want to ask about her shoes? You know, I saw some nice handbags in the foyer...

  Sam Winchester : We've seen that wreath beore, Dean.

  Dean Winchester : Where?

  Sam Winchester : The Walshes. Yesterday.

  Dean Winchester : [trying to cover]  ...I know... I was just testing you.

• Dean Winchester : [re: Meadowsweet]  Why would someone be using that as Christmas wreaths?

  Sam Winchester : You know, it's not as crazy as it sounds, Dean. I mean, pretty much every Christmas tradition *is* Pagan.

  Dean Winchester : Christmas is Jesus's birthday.

  Sam Winchester : No, Jesus's birthday was probably in the fall. It was actually the winter solstice festival that was co-opted by the church and renamed Christmas. But I mean the yule log, the tree, even Santa's red suit is all remnants of Pagan worship.

  Dean Winchester : How do you know that? What are you going to tell me next, the Easter Bunny's Jewish?

• Sam Winchester : Well, we're not dealing with the anti-Clause.

  Dean Winchester : What'd Bobby say?

  Sam Winchester : Uh, that we're morons.

• Sam Winchester : [Sam opens Christmas present from Dean] 

  Sam Winchester : Skin mags!

  Sam Winchester : [opens the next package] 

  Sam Winchester : and... shaving cream!

• Dean Winchester : So all these Martha Stewart wannabes buying these fancy wreaths...

  Sam Winchester : Yup, it pretty much like putting a neon sign on your front door saying "come kill us".

• Dean Winchester : Find anything?

  Sam Winchester : Stockings, mistletoe, this...

  [hands Dean the tooth] 

  Dean Winchester : A tooth? Where was this?

  Sam Winchester : In the chimney.

  Dean Winchester : Chimney? No way a man fits up a chimney, it's too narrow.

  Sam Winchester : No way he fits up in one piece.

• Dean Winchester : So you think we're dealing with a pagan god?

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, probably Hold McCar, god of the winter solstice.

  [reading from a book] 

  Sam Winchester : Huh. When you sacrifice to Hold McCar, guess what he gives you in return?

  Dean Winchester : Lap dances, hopefully.