What Happens in Vegas (2008)

Lake Bell: Tipper

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Quotes 

• [after Joy is dumped by her fiancé] 

  Tipper : You know what? I can get a couple of my brother's loser ass friends to go over to Mason's apartment , knock on the door and when he opens it wham! They'll junk-punch him all up in his man business and he'll fall to the floor whaling and crying "why?" and then we'll say "you know why!"

  Joy McNally : Wow! Did you just make that up?

  Tipper : No, I thought about it a lot on the way over

• Tipper : If I could kill someone with my mind right now, it would be you.

• Joy McNally : Is there any part of the night, I don't know, maybe say the part where I was about to marry the rebound guy, that you thought, 'hey oh my God, this is a really good time for an intervention'?

  Tipper : [extremely hungover]  Seriously?

  Joy McNally : Yeah.

  Tipper : I like... threw up in my own purse... so...

• Tipper : I just wanna junk-punch him in his man business.

• Mason : [after being punched in the nuts]  Why?

  Tipper : You know why!

• Tipper : You know why.

• Mason : Well, this is my place so technically you'd be the one... who has to leave, but... are you crying?

  Mason : [switches on light] 

  Tipper : Surprise...

  Mason : Oh... shit balls...