Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Sizzling Shrimp (2007)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
Quotes
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John Casey : The idea behind a stakeout is to remain inconspicuous, you moron.
Chuck Bartowski : Uh, hello? That's why I used an alias.
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John Casey : Stay in the car.
Chuck Bartowski : My four favorite words.
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Chuck Bartowski : All right, kicking butt.
John Casey : What happened to "don't get cocky"?
Chuck Bartowski : My bad. Professional faux pas.
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Chuck Bartowski : [lighting fireworks] Oh God. Please let me keep my fingers.
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Chuck Bartowski : So listen, I've been thinking a lot about last night. And, you know, you guys were talking about how this spy could be valuable to us. So I was thinking, what if we could convince her to, I don't know, like give up some... secret stuff...
Sarah Walker : You mean defect?
Chuck Bartowski : Defect, yes! People do that kind of thing all the time, right? The Hunt for Red October... uh... White Nights.
Chuck Bartowski : [Casey stares blankly at him] White Nights? Gregory Hines, Baryshnikov, dancing their way to freedom?
John Casey : [sarcastically] Well, as long as you've done serious research on the subject. You get her to defect, I'll help rescue her brother personally.
Sarah Walker : Why are you bringing this up?
Chuck Bartowski : Well, she sort of, uh, just... called me.
John Casey : She called you? Where?
Chuck Bartowski : At the Buy More. And I think she might been in the store too, because she knew my every move. She even knew that I had mustard on my tie.
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Chuck Bartowski : Stakeouts are kinda fun!
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Mei-Ling Cho : [preparing to rescue Mei-Ling's brother] Good. Every warm body helps.
Chuck Bartowski : I'm sorry... Me? No, no, no, no, no. Look, as much as I wish that I could help you, I can't. I made plans with my sister that are non-negotiable.
[Everybody stare at him]
Chuck Bartowski : But, of course, I know that you wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for me. I wanna be with my sister and you obviously really wanna be with your brother. We're like one big whacky trans-Atlantic family. I owe you. I'm in.
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Chuck Bartowski : [walking toward Mei-Ling with the clipboard] I believe you have something for me?
[she points a gun at him]
Chuck Bartowski : Please, tell me that's not real, the gun, not the clipboard.
Mei-Ling Cho : [Shoves the gun to his abdomen] Real enough?
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Sarah Walker : An evening of Morgan.
Chuck Bartowski : Okay, so here's the thing. Uh, he's my best friend. And I haven't gotten to spend any time with him or Ellie this week and so he really wanted us to hang out tonight.
Sarah Walker : For an evening of Morgan?
John Casey : I thought being stationed in Khyber Pass for six months was brutal.
Chuck Bartowski : If you're so sad about not being included, Casey, you could say so.
John Casey : Dinner with you and Morgan. I'd rather Afghani warlords bleed me from my liver.
Chuck Bartowski : [to Sarah, about Casey] He's a happy person.
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Ellie Bartowski : It's one thing to let shrimp go to waste, it's another to stand me up, but to leave me with Morgan?
Chuck Bartowski : And I feel terrible about that, believe me. I do. You know how much I adore sizzling shrimp. And you. More specifically you. It just, Sarah wasn't feeling well, and...
Ellie Bartowski : Oh, well, what is it? I'm a doctor.
Chuck Bartowski : I believe, uh, she had a spastic colon.
Ellie Bartowski : Yuck.
Chuck Bartowski : I know. A girl that beautiful with a colon that spastic.
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Chuck Bartowski : I thought you were off this stuff.
Morgan Grimes : Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Chuck, all right? Daddy needs his fix, you know?
Chuck Bartowski : You know how I feel about fireworks.
Morgan Grimes : You know what? To defeat fear, one must embrace fear.
Chuck Bartowski : I'd rather embrace my limbs. Specifically, all of them.
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Ellie Bartowski : When did we start keeping secrets from one another?
Chuck Bartowski : You know what? Look, if you'll just, if you'll just let me... explain...
Ellie Bartowski : There's no need. I figured it out. I know.
Chuck Bartowski : [Shocked, believing she knows about the spy stuff] You do?
Ellie Bartowski : You haven't had a girlfriend for a long time, and you're in love.
Chuck Bartowski : [Smiles, relieved she doesn't know the truth] Yeah.
[Beat, wondering about it himself]
Chuck Bartowski : ... I am?