The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Phantom Sea Thief (1972)

Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan

Quotes 

• [Stanley, disguised as a waitress, gets a glass cup the steward was carrying] 

  Henry Chan : Great. Let's get that glass back to our cabin and compare prints.

  Stanley Chan : Oh, boy. If they match, we've nailed our man and we've got the proof positive right here.

  [Stanley accidentally smashes the glass with his hand] 

  Henry Chan : Yeah, in a thousand pieces!

• Stanley Chan : Wham Bam, we're in a jam.

  Alan Chan : You can say that again.

• Stanley Chan : Come on. Let's tell Pop.

  Henry Chan : No time. I've got a plan. See that master switch? I'll pull the switch, in the darkness, you rush in, grab the painting, and take off.

  Stanley Chan : I rush in? I've got a better idea. I'll pull the switch and YOU rush in.

  Henry Chan : Don't argue, just do it!

  Stanley Chan : Then how am I gonna find the painting in the dark?

  Henry Chan : Look, Stanley, I can't think of everything!