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Quotes
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Ted Lasso : Whatcha reading? Another soccer book. Coach, you are a sponge. Come on. Hit me with a fun fact.
Coach Beard : They don't say 'out of bounds.' They say 'into touch.'
Ted Lasso : Okay, you owe me five bucks if I sneak that into a sentence later.
Coach Beard : You're on.
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Coach Beard : [That's] Sam Obisanya. He's a rich back defender outta the Nigerian league.
Ted Lasso : Nigeria? Like Africa? So these fellas are from all over the place?
[points out Tommy]
Ted Lasso : I mean, he must be from England, yeah?
Coach Beard : Wales.
Ted Lasso : Is that another country?
Coach Beard : Yes and no.
Ted Lasso : How many countries are in this country?
Coach Beard , Nathan Shelley : Four.
Ted Lasso : It's kinda like America these days.
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Coach Beard : You didn't sleep at all?
Ted Lasso : Not a wink. No, my brain just kept on cooking. At first, I was thinking about not sleeping. Then I was thinking about thinking about not sleeping, and that - that's never good. Next thing you know, they're handing out warm chocolate chip cookies and the plane is landing.
Coach Beard : I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine?
Ted Lasso : That's not part of the story.
