The Lucy Show (TV Series)

Lucy, the Meter Maid (1964)

Lucille Ball: Lucy Carmichael

Quotes 

• Judge : Well, perhaps some of these charges have been provoked... and exaggerated!

  Lucy Carmichael : Just a minute! What about the charge of falsifying her driver's license?

  Judge : Well, can you explain that?

  Vivian Bagley : [coyly]  Well, Judge, I did make a little mistake about the date of my birth.

  Judge : [chuckles]  That is not an uncommon practice with the feminine sex. And so far as a woman's age is concerned, I think our Motor Vehicles Bureau is chivalrous enough to... close one eye.

  Lucy Carmichael : For the age she put down, they'd have to close both eyes and wear dark glasses.