Do you want a movie with a large group of unappealing actors? Constant extreme close-ups of these actors to cover up the fact that the sets are terrible? Special effects that wouldn't fool a small child? If so, then this is the movie for you. Follow our completely uncharismatic cast of one-dimensional characters from one set to virtually the same set as they embark on a painfully boring and nonsensical journey to... do... something, for some reason. It's not terribly clear at any point, but it has something to do with a man in a white gorilla suit whose height varies from eight feet tall to about forty stories over the course of the film.
Truly, Abominable is a film surpassed only by... well, virtually every other film ever made. And, I've seen "Butterfly Effect."
Truly, Abominable is a film surpassed only by... well, virtually every other film ever made. And, I've seen "Butterfly Effect."
