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3/10
Major problems in script, premise, execution, billing.
cartotheneck8 August 2018
This is one of the most flawed movies I've seen in a while. The premise is poor, the character motivations are not clear, there are many logical fallacies in the plot (i.e. the father goes out to an important business meeting with his wife, but instead of sending his wife home to deal with the misbehaving child he leaves his business meeting to return home? Why? The major conflict of the movie is illogical and unrealistic!)

This movie was filmed primarily in someone's house, with lighting that is annoyingly horizontal because of inadequate ceiling room to light from overhead, the acting by the parents is dull and flat. The only actor that has any character sympathy is the young woman playing the 'regular' babysitter, who is under-served in screen time and given no scenes to establish her life outside of interactions with the protagonist.

The 'stunts' are done in a way to avoid any potential danger or lasting damage to the house and come across as so tame that they'd be non-events in real life - the boy microwaves tomato soup in a microwave and makes an easily cleanable mess, fills the sinks with water, and spills some yogurt - and these are the 'horrible things' he does to 'drive away' a babysitter.

This is a very, very low budget attempt at 'rental bait' and an excuse for some SAG scale actors to get tape. There is no vision, there is no passion, and there is no reasonable excuse for this to exist alongside movies like Problem Child and Home Alone. I never once believed that protagonist had conviction or motivation to do the things in the 'plot'. It simply doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense that Danny Trejo would charge $30 an hour to babysit. It doesn't make sense that the mother, who doesn't have a job onscreen or any excuse other than the fact that children have mothers to exist in this film, can't provide care for the child. Lazy, lazy, illogical film.
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4/10
Forgettable fantasy with a few highlights.
edwbuck25 June 2017
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Warning, may contain spoilers!

The premise of the film is a bit more than silly. The perfect child changing to the worst child a babysitter might encounter, in a honest effort to force his parents to spend time at home. With a stronger cast, better performances, and improved writing, it might have been a decent film.

Occasionally there are scenes where the actors are not in best form. The fantasy of acting bad but being good gets old fast. Mid film it seems like another unrealistic romp in child fantasy, but without the fantasy or the romp. Fortunately, the appearance of Danny Trejo adds a bit of reality. "I'm just here for the thirty bucks an hour plus tip." And "as long as you are safe and the house is standing, they'll be happy." His appearance was obviously required for the film to have any redeeming value, and thankfully it brought the fantasy closer to reality.

My eight year old daughter was bored through most of the film. But, when Danny took the stage, I mentioned, "I can't believe he is in this film!" After his short appearance, she wished he was in it longer. Neither of us could believe the circumstance causing his departure, though it was necessary for the lumbering plot to progress.

Overall, it is not a "must watch" film, but passable for a rainy afternoon. A bonus is watching Machete acting a bit outside of his stereotype, when his stereotype is the reason he landed the role. At least he found a new fan in my daughter, which shows how weak the film is, as he wasn't the protagonist.
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5/10
Good Try
hunterdobert9 September 2012
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This movie isn't bad but, its not great. It had a decent story line and it had some funny jokes. The acting wasn't very good but, there was some actors that I heard of. Rico Rodriguez is in it, he is from Modern Family. Rani Rodriguez is in it, she is from mall cop. The one question I have is why would Danny Trejo do this. I mean this guy is freaking Machete. This really is a disappointment to me. So the movie is a decent movie to watch if you had nothing else to do. This movie gave it a good try. This movie does teach a lesson and has some funny jokes but, also the movie is very stupid at times. If you like kids movies and your bored go ahead and watch this movie but, otherwise I suggest not to watch this movie.
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2/10
Annoyingly bad.
tiger210328 January 2020
I'm writing this as a parent so take my quick review with a grain of salt. The boy misbehaves and is very, very disobedient with almost zero consequences. Even my kids were saying "ohhh, he's gonna be in trouble" but he never got in trouble. His bad behavior is brushed aside to move the plot along. I was so frustrated by this movie I wanted the kid to be beaten with a 6' long baseball bat, but instead they reward him with a trip to a baseball game. Great way to teach kids there are no consequences for your bad choices.
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6/10
The kids really enjoyed this
harpm124 January 2015
I won't spoil anything but watch for some good gags that had the kids laughing. The film is predictable and adult performances were wooden in the beginning but seem to fall into place as the story progresses. Trenton Rogers is believable and sympathetic and of course Rico Rodriguez is great. For that the film accomplished its goal and found its audience - kids. There is a little bit of Alexander and the No Good Terrible Very Bad Day, Our Gang, and a lot of Harry Chapin's "Cats in the Cradle" which is not so subtly referenced, tossing the ball and all. Films like this usually have lessons for the kids but this one has a message for the parents too.
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7/10
IT IS TIME TO BE BAD
nogodnomasters11 April 2019
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Danny is a great 7 year old kid who does his chores, tends to his iguana, Iggy, and plays with toy dinosaurs. All he wants to do is to play catch with his dad, who never has time for him. He plays catch with his regular babysitter, Janelle, who throws like a girl, but they have a great rapport. However when the babysitter can't sit because she is taking an SAT class and his dad breaks his promise to play catch, Danny tries to get on the "no baby sit list" in order to force his parents to stay at home. In order to get on the list he must go against his grain and misbehave. He has to take lessons on being bad. Danny gets to the point where he is down to his last baby sister, a man known as "The Guard" played by Danny Trejo, the ugliest babysitter to hit the screen since Robin Williams in drag.

Unfortunately Trejo's role is limited. The picture we see of him bond in tape never happens. Like most kid films, the acting is substandard. The parents know why Danny is being bad because he tells them, yet at other times they can't figure it out. Seems to be aimed at kids 7-9. The movie is short and painless the first time through. The message is that it is bad to be bad, parents know best, and family is good.
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