Superstore (TV Series)
Essential (2020)
Lauren Ash: Dina
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Quotes
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Dina : [blows whistle] Let's go, sir. No lingering. Just pick a conditioner and keep moving.
Amy : Nope, nope. You're fine, sir. Take all of the time you need.
Dina : Ah, he's just putting on a show. We all know he's just using it to masturbate.
Amy : Okay, Dina? Our customers are already on edge. They don't need us blowing whistles and yelling at them about masturbation.
Dina : Hard disagree. You heard Sugarman. We are essential. Customers are like sheep looking for guidance. Without leaders, sheep start to eat each other. So, unless one of us leads, this place is gonna be littered in haggis from here to Sunday. All right, soft hands. Get goin'.
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Dina : So, whenever at all possible, you must remain 6 feet apart.
Cheyenne : Well, is it 6 feet from, like, the center of our bodies or from, like, where our bodies end?
Dina : Great question. Um... I'm gonna say start measuring from nips and tips.
Mateo : Sorry, are the men measuring from the nips or the tips?
Cheyenne : I think women nips, men tips.
Dina : Yeah.
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Glenn : We're not heroes.
Dina : Doing our jobs. Hey, you know, I was watching the news last night, waiting to record a blooper for my tape, and they did this segment on "Heroes in Your Neighborhood." And it made me think... we could be next.
Glenn : Oh, wow. I mean, can you imagine? Someone banging a pot for us? Or a pan?
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Amy : And Zephra is adamant that we follow the CDC recommendation of washing your hands for a full 20 seconds.
Cheyenne : 20 seconds? That's, like, literally forever.
Amy : It's about the length of two "Happy Birthdays." So just sing that, and you'll be fine.
Dina : Yeah, but whose name do we insert? I have a friend named Ty, and I have a friend named Alexandrina Geneviva. Those are two wildly different time frames.
Amy : Just say... the name Emma.
Mateo : Oh, God. Is this your way of making us sing "Happy Birthday" to Emma because all of her friends ditched her on her birthday this year?
Amy : No, that didn't happen. Emma is very popular, and she's dating a very cute boy named Braydon. Very cute. I don't mean cute like I think he's hot, because I'm an adult and that would be weird. Whatever... just wash your hands! There's a virus.
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Dina : Yeah, you know, I've got to admit, it's pretty nice back here. It's kinda getting a little scary in there. I guess even us heroes deserve a little break?
Glenn : Yeah. Well, I mean, if you're scared, you could... stay and count pots with me.
Dina : Sounds good.
[sighs]
Dina : To be clear, I didn't need a break. I was pretending because you're scared. Don't even think for a second I don't know how many pots are up there.
