"Supernatural" Monster Movie (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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Quotes 

  • Dean Winchester : Well, look at me. I mean, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right? No bullet wounds, knife cuts, none of the off-angle fingers from all of the breaks - I mean, my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Which leads me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact.

    Sam Winchester : What?

    Dean Winchester : I've been re-hymenated.

    Sam Winchester : Re - Please. Dean, maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one could do that.

    Dean Winchester : Brother! I have been re-hymenated. And the dude will not abide!

  • Dean Winchester : We still gotta see the new "Raiders" movie.

    Sam Winchester : I saw it.

    Dean Winchester : Without me?

    Sam Winchester : You were in hell.

    Dean Winchester : That's no excuse.

    [Sees a vendor selling soft pretzels] 

    Dean Winchester : Big pretzel!

    [Hurries over to buy a couple. Sam smiles and shakes his head fondly] 

  • Dean Winchester : Hey, you think this Dracula can turn into a bat? That'd be cool.

  • Dean Winchester : I, uh, pulled it off during the fight. Look at the label on the ribbon.

    Sam Winchester : It's a costume rental.

    Dean Winchester : All three monsters - the Dracula, Wolf Man, and the Mummy - all the same critter, which means we need to catch this freak before he "Creature from the Black Lagoon's" somebody.

    Jamie : So, you guys are like Mulder and Scully or something, and the X-Files are real?

    Dean Winchester : No, "The X-Files" is a TV show. This is real.

  • Dean Winchester : C'mon Sammy. It's Octoberfest. Beer and bar wenches.

    Sam Winchester : Pretty sure women don't react well today to that bar wench thing.

    Dean Winchester : Hey, bar wench! How's that beer coming?

    Jamie : Coming up, good sir!

    Dean Winchester : [With a huge grin at Sam]  Octoberfest!

  • Sam Winchester : [smiling at Dean's outfit after releasing him from Dracula's electrocution table]  Hey there, Hansel.

    Dean Winchester : Shut up!

    [Sam smirks at Dean. Dean points his finger at Sam] 

  • Dean Winchester : Oh, thank God. Just in the nick of time. That guy was about to Frankenstein me.

  • Jamie : So, this is what you do? You and your partner just tramp across the country on your own dime until you find some horrible nightmare to fight?

    Dean Winchester : Some people paint.

    Jamie : Wow.

    Dean Winchester : What?

    Jamie : That must suck. I mean, you're giving up your life for this terrible, I don't know... responsibility.

    Dean Winchester : [thoughtfully]  Last few years, I started thinking that way. And uh... yeah, it started- started weighing on me. Of course, that was before...

    [long silence] 

    Dean Winchester : A little while ago, I had this, let's call it a near death experience. Very near. And uh... when I came to... things were different. My life's been... different. I realize that I help people. You know... not just help them though. I save them.

    [shrugs self consciously] 

    Dean Winchester : And I gotta say it's, it's awesome. It's, it's kinda like a gift.

    [softly, seriously] 

    Dean Winchester : Like a mission. Kinda like a... mission from God.

  • Dean Winchester : It feels good to be back on the job, doesn't it? Hero gets the girl; monster gets the gank. A happy ending.

    [smirking] 

    Dean Winchester : Complete with happy ending.

    Sam Winchester : Classy, Dean.

  • Dracula : [referring to portrait of woman]  She is beautiful, no? Bride number three from the first film. She never got the acclaim that she deserved. Which is why I chose her shape, her form to move among the mortals unnoticed, to listen to the cricket songs of the living. That is when I discovered my bride had been reborn in this century.

    Dean Winchester : [chuckles]  I can't get over what a pumpkin-pie-eyed, crazy son of a bitch you really are. You're not Dracula. You get that right? Or even if you think you are Dracula, what the hell's up with the Mummy?

    Dracula : [punches Dean in his face]  I am *all* monsters!

    Dean Winchester : Life ain't a movie you sorry sack of...

    Dracula : [again punches Dean]  Life is small, meager, messy. The movies are grand, simple, elegant. I have chosen elegance.

    Dean Winchester : You think "elegance" is really the word for what you did to Marissa or Rick Deacon? Or any of the others?

    Dracula : But of course. It is a monster movie, after all.

    Dean Winchester : You do realize what happens at the end of *every* monster movie?

    Dracula : Ah. But this movie is *mine*. And in it, the monster wins. The monster gets the girl. And the hero, he's... electrocuted.

    [reaches for pulley switch] 

    Dracula : And tonight, Jonathan Harker, you will be my hero.

  • Jamie : Thank you, G man. You've been a great service to our country.

    Dean Winchester : Oh yes, I'm very patriotic.

  • Dean Winchester : [after laughing]  I can't get over what a pumpkin pie eyed crazy son of a bitch you really are. You're not Dracula! You get that, right? Even if you think you *are* Dracula, what the Hell is up with the Mummy?

  • Sam Winchester : We're looking for Ed Brewer.

    Jamie : What do you want with Ed?

    Dean Winchester : Well, we are uh... federal agents.

    [They pull out and show her their IDs] 

    Dean Winchester : Mr. Brewer was witness to a serious crime. We just need to...

    Jamie : Wait a minute.

    [to Dean, surprised] 

    Jamie : You're a Fed? Wow, you don't come on like a Fed.

    [smiling] 

    Jamie : Seriously?

    Dean Winchester : [Moving closer, suggestively]  I'm a maverick, really. A rebel with a badge. One thing I don't play by? The rules.

    [He winks at her] 

  • Dean Winchester : Dammit! Jamie. I'm late. You good with the mummy and the

    [waves hands in the air] 

    Dean Winchester : Crazy?

    Sam Winchester : Yeah.

  • Dean Winchester : it would be nice if life were like the movies - simple. although if i was turning life into a movie, i wouldn't do this Abbott & Costello Meet the Monster crap.

    Sam Winchester : Yeah. no, i know what you'd pick.

    Dean Winchester : No you don't.

    Sam Winchester : Yeah, I do.

    Dean Winchester : No, you don't. You don't.

    Sam Winchester : Porky's II.

    Dean Winchester : What?

    Sam Winchester : You heard me.

    Dean Winchester : ...Lucky guess.

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