Supernatural (TV Series)
Monster Movie (2008)
Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : Well, look at me. I mean, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right? No bullet wounds, knife cuts, none of the off-angle fingers from all of the breaks - I mean, my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Which leads me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact.
Sam Winchester : What?
Dean Winchester : I've been re-hymenated.
Sam Winchester : Re - Please. Dean, maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one could do that.
Dean Winchester : Brother! I have been re-hymenated. And the dude will not abide!
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Dean Winchester : We still gotta see the new "Raiders" movie.
Sam Winchester : I saw it.
Dean Winchester : Without me?
Sam Winchester : You were in hell.
Dean Winchester : That's no excuse.
[Sees a vendor selling soft pretzels]
Dean Winchester : Big pretzel!
[Hurries over to buy a couple. Sam smiles and shakes his head fondly]
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Sam Winchester : [tries to tear out Ed's ear] It's supposed to come off.
Ed Brewer : No, it's not!
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Dean Winchester : I, uh, pulled it off during the fight. Look at the label on the ribbon.
Sam Winchester : It's a costume rental.
Dean Winchester : All three monsters - the Dracula, Wolf Man, and the Mummy - all the same critter, which means we need to catch this freak before he "Creature from the Black Lagoon's" somebody.
Jamie : So, you guys are like Mulder and Scully or something, and the X-Files are real?
Dean Winchester : No, "The X-Files" is a TV show. This is real.
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Dean Winchester : C'mon Sammy. It's Octoberfest. Beer and bar wenches.
Sam Winchester : Pretty sure women don't react well today to that bar wench thing.
Dean Winchester : Hey, bar wench! How's that beer coming?
Jamie : Coming up, good sir!
Dean Winchester : [With a huge grin at Sam] Octoberfest!
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Sam Winchester : [smiling at Dean's outfit after releasing him from Dracula's electrocution table] Hey there, Hansel.
Dean Winchester : Shut up!
[Sam smirks at Dean. Dean points his finger at Sam]
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Sam Winchester : This is stupid!
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Dean Winchester : It feels good to be back on the job, doesn't it? Hero gets the girl; monster gets the gank. A happy ending.
[smirking]
Dean Winchester : Complete with happy ending.
Sam Winchester : Classy, Dean.
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Sam Winchester : We're looking for Ed Brewer.
Jamie : What do you want with Ed?
Dean Winchester : Well, we are uh... federal agents.
[They pull out and show her their IDs]
Dean Winchester : Mr. Brewer was witness to a serious crime. We just need to...
Jamie : Wait a minute.
[to Dean, surprised]
Jamie : You're a Fed? Wow, you don't come on like a Fed.
[smiling]
Jamie : Seriously?
Dean Winchester : [Moving closer, suggestively] I'm a maverick, really. A rebel with a badge. One thing I don't play by? The rules.
[He winks at her]
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Dean Winchester : Dammit! Jamie. I'm late. You good with the mummy and the
[waves hands in the air]
Dean Winchester : Crazy?
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
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Dean Winchester : it would be nice if life were like the movies - simple. although if i was turning life into a movie, i wouldn't do this Abbott & Costello Meet the Monster crap.
Sam Winchester : Yeah. no, i know what you'd pick.
Dean Winchester : No you don't.
Sam Winchester : Yeah, I do.
Dean Winchester : No, you don't. You don't.
Sam Winchester : Porky's II.
Dean Winchester : What?
Sam Winchester : You heard me.
Dean Winchester : ...Lucky guess.