Criminal Minds (TV Series)

The Angel Maker (2008)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• [searching through birth records to find a woman who had a serial killer's child] 

  Penelope Garcia : We'll do single mothers only, in case she wanted to keep the father a secret. You know, didn't want to brag. "Oh, your baby daddy's a third grade teacher, well, mine likes to poke people in the stomach with tools, so there."

• Penelope Garcia : Did you know that John Wayne Gacy painted clowns? A murdering pedophile paints clowns and people hang them on their walls. It's creepy on so many levels. I mean, clowns...

  Derek Morgan : Garcia? I didn't know you had that hang up

  Emily Prentiss : Coulrophobia, abnormal fear of clowns

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, no, there's nothing abnormal about it. When I was 12, a hobo clown groped my breasts at a birthday party and made this old timey honking noise when he did it! Apparently making it funny, makes it okay