How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Fight (2008)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : There is no reason to fight, unless it's with lightsabers, and that's about three or four years away.

  Robin Scherbatsky : That's impossible.

  Marshall Eriksen : I've been reading all the forums, it's happening. Five years from now, I'm slicing the Thanksgiving turkey with Old Green.

  [Makes lightsaber sounds] 

• Marshall Eriksen : You know what, Doug, I will gladly pay. And you know why? Cause that's what grown-ups do! They pay for their drinks and they don't get into fights. You know what I was doing while you guys were out there being immature? I tell you what I was doing...

  Barney Stinson : -your nails?

  Marshall Eriksen : Hahaha, no. I was doing...

  Ted Mosby : -a relationship-quiz in this month's Cosmo?

  Marshall Eriksen : NO, I was doing...

  Barney Stinson : Your best not to cry when Big came back for Carrie at the end of the Sex and the City movie?

• Marshall Eriksen : Ted couldn't fight. Look at him. He wouldn't last five minutes in a fight.

  Ted Mosby : Well, maybe more than five...

  Marshall Eriksen : He's got the muscle definition of linguini.

  Ted Mosby : Well, maybe linguini with meatballs. Check this out.

  [Poses] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Ted, don't.