"How I Met Your Mother" The Fight (TV Episode 2008) - Cobie Smulders as Robin Scherbatsky

Ted Mosby : I think we should go someplace else. In this bar I will always be known as the guy who was left at the altar. It sucks.

Barney Stinson : Good Times.

Ted Mosby : Uh-oh, we lost Barney.

Robin Scherbatsky : What'ya mean?

Lily Aldrin : There's a woman over there in a tight red sweater, and he's not listening to a word we're saying.

Barney Stinson : Gimme a Break!

Ted Mosby : Long ago, he learned that he can fake a conversation by listing black sitcoms from the '70s and '80s. Right, Barney?

Barney Stinson : What's Happenin'?

Lily Aldrin : Hey, Barney. Wanna go with me and do stuff that I don't even let Marshall do to me?

Barney Stinson : Diff'rent Strokes!
Marshall Eriksen : There is no reason to fight, unless it's with lightsabers, and that's about three or four years away.

Robin Scherbatsky : That's impossible.

Marshall Eriksen : I've been reading all the forums, it's happening. Five years from now, I'm slicing the Thanksgiving turkey with Old Green.

[Makes lightsaber sounds]
Robin Scherbatsky : There are plenty of legitimate reasons to get in a fight. It might not be pretty, but in certain situations you gotta do what you gotta do.

Ted Mosby : Right, I forgot, she thinks fighting is sexy.

Robin Scherbatsky : No, I do not... a lot! Look, I come from a culture of hockey players. If a guy can throw down it's somewhat, way hot. And scars? Hello! If a guy's got a scar, he's got a Robin, and if he's missing teeth, I'm missing my pants!

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky