How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Front Porch (2009)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : Wait a minute! Those are your pajamas? You sleep in suit pajamas?

  Barney Stinson : Of course. What else would I sleep in?

  Ted Mosby : A coffin?

• Robin Scherbatsky : So if it weren't for you, Ted and I might still be dating?

  Lily Aldrin : Or you would have stayed together far too long, had an incredibly bitter break-up, and not even remained friends! And then you and I would never have become best friends.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Don't even say that!

  [both women start crying and hug] 

  Ted Mosby : Stop hugging! Lily, you had no right to interfere in my relationships. You got lucky, okay? You met the love of your life in a dorm hallway when you were 18. But that doesn't give you the right to play God to the rest of us morons down here who are still looking for someone. If you're so concerned about who you and Marshall are gonna end up on that front porch with, well, you know what? You can have it to yourselves.

• Karen : Lily came by and explained everything. And she gave me this note for you.

  [gives Ted the note. Ted opens it] 

  Lily Aldrin : [voice over]  Ted, I'm sorry. It doesn't matter to me who you marry. I know they'll be awesome, because they'll think you are. To show you I mean it, I put together a little surprise for you and Karen upstairs. Love, Lily.

  Marshall Eriksen : [voice over]  P.S. Sorry the envelope was already open. I had to read what she wrote. Marshall.

• Marshall Eriksen : [Giving reasons for wearing a nightshirt]  One: I don't have to wear anything underneath.

  Ted Mosby : I can vouch for that. Could you please cross your legs, buddy?

  Marshall Eriksen : Two: it's sexy.

  Lily Aldrin : I can vouch for that. Could you please uncross your legs, honey?