"How I Met Your Mother" Old King Clancy (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

  • Marshall Eriksen : If I could nail any celebrity, it would be Lily, because she's the star of my heart.

    Lily Aldrin : Aw! Mine would be Hugh Jackman.

  • Barney Stinson : Marshall, what you're suggesting is an elaborate,long-term lie that requires tremendous commitment. A nice guy like you can't pull that off.

    Marshall Eriksen : Sure I can.

    Barney Stinson : Lie to me right now.

    Marshall Eriksen : Okay. I have a spaceship.

    Barney Stinson : What kind of fuel powers your spaceship?

    Marshall Eriksen : Okay, I don't have a spaceship.

    Barney Stinson : No! Stand your ground! If someone questions you, distract them from the original lie with more lies. Here, let me demonstrate. I own a pony. Ask me a question.

    Marshall Eriksen : Okay. Um, what color is your pony?

    Barney Stinson : Well, when I first got Dandelion, she was a deep, chestnut brown, but, sadly, her stable is located near a chemical plant, which contaminated the drinking water. So over time, she's turned a sickly, grayish-white color and there's nothing that the vet can do to fix her.

    Marshall Eriksen : My God! I'm - That's horrible. Is Dandelion going to be okay?

    [Barney gives him a look] 

    Marshall Eriksen : Okay. All right. Huh. You are good! Dandelion's not even sick, is she?

  • Lily Aldrin : How do you know all these?

    Barney Stinson : Canadiansexacts.org. It's bookmarked on the top right.

    Marshall Eriksen : Dot org?

    Barney Stinson : Yeah, it's not for profit. They really just want to get the information out there.

  • Ted Mosby : What is an E.T.R.?

    Barney Stinson : It's an Employee Transition Room

    Ted Mosby : What does that mean?

    Barney Stinson : Well, it's a space where a supervisor and an employee engage in a knowledge transfer about an impending vocational paradigm shift.

    Marshall Eriksen : People get fired here

  • Narrator : In the spring of 2009 I'd been hired to design a new headquarters for Goliath National Bank. And I was eager to add as much of my voices as an architect into the plan as possible.

    Ted Mosby : Woodbeams bathed in natural light in the atrium. They're gonna love it!

    Narrator : There was only one problem and his name was Bilson.

    Bilson : Wood? Natural light? Oh, no! Natural light reminds employees that there is an outside world where they have family and friends. We want to crush that! You arrive in the dark, you come home in the dark. You spend your whole damn day in the dark!

    Marshall Eriksen : I need to hear Lily's voice.

  • Bilson : We're scrapping the plan for the new GNB headquarters. This recession is killing us. We're cutting anything non-essential. And I have a lot of tough choices to make during our company retreat in Saint Croix.

    Marshall Eriksen : Man, Ted is gonna be devastated.

    Bilson : Not when he hears it coming from his best friend.

    Barney Stinson , Marshall Eriksen : I have to tell him?

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