House M.D. (TV Series)
Not Cancer (2008)
Michael Weston: Lucas Douglas
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : How many friends do you have?
Lucas Douglas : Seventeen.
Dr. Gregory House : Seriously? Do you have a list?
Lucas Douglas : No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I just gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.
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Lucas Douglas : Only two things you ignore: things that aren't unimportant and things you wish weren't important. And wishing never works.
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Dr. Chris Taub : Cancer made no sense. The head and heart make less than no sense.
Lucas Douglas : That makes no sense.
Dr. Chris Taub : I know. I was making a point.
Lucas Douglas : Oh, good. I thought you were an idiot.
Dr. Chris Taub : Why are you talking?
Lucas Douglas : Oh, the guy doing manual labor can't have an opinion? I might be a genius who just happens to have a passion for fixing coffee machines. No, I'm obviously not, but that's rude to make assumptions about people.
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Lucas Douglas : [to House] You're supposed to trust friends.
Dr. Gregory House : I don't know the guy. I got no logical reason...
Lucas Douglas : To be his friend? Have you never seen an after-school special? That is part of the pleasure of friendship: trusting without absolute evidence and then being rewarded for that trust.
Dr. Gregory House : You're taking pictures of a guy who's having an affair with his own sister and you're lecturing me about the rewards of trust.
Lucas Douglas : There are two types of people that hire me. No, actually, there are three types of people that hire me, but the third type's irrelevant to the point I want to make.
Dr. Gregory House : Do you have a special rate plan for being a pain in the ass?
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Lucas] You're a P.I. who can't lie?
Lucas Douglas : I can lie. I'm just not all that good at it.