Silent Night Bloody Night (2008) User Reviews

hilarious... don't watch if you are expecting a scare

[pickle97 · 1/10 · 21 June 2009]

I actually thought it was going to good(and by good i mean scary)!!! I watched it expecting a scary little clip and when it was over i found myself laughing uncontrollably. i think i was laughing over 3 things: 1. how stupid it was 2. how the guy started crying 3. i was disappointed into laughter. the whole thing didn't make mush since to me either. max got his girlfriend a Christmas gift which was a hooker type Mrs.Claus outfit and he watched her get dressed into it which was quite awkward... any ways then she dropped a gift into his lap and he said oooo its heavy and then she said i put a lot of thought into this gift baby ... he opens it ...it is his wives head he crys you see his life flash before his eyes girlfriend all of a sudden has an axe and says you forgot to tell me you had a wife baby and then she kills him.

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A deliciously sick and warped Christmas horror short

[Woodyanders · 8/10 · 24 December 2009]

Scuzzy married businessman jerk Max (a nicely slimy performance by Steve Valentine, who bears a passing resemblance to John Waters) buys his beautiful girlfriend Frankie (well played with sweet charm by lovely blonde knockout Lindsay Crolius) a sexy red outfit as a Christmas present. Frankie in turn gives Max a decidedly brutal and unpleasant unexpected gift. Writer/director Christopher Ameruoso delivers a pleasingly perverse and twisted horror shot which culminates in a truly dark, nasty, and shocking conclusion that packs a grisly and ferocious punch. David McCoul's sharp cinematography gives the picture an attractive glossy look. The robustly shuddery score likewise does the spine-tingling trick. Moreover, a harsh flashback montage sequence proves to be genuinely disturbing. Recommended viewing around the yuletide season.