How in the huh did this kid's home video movie make it onto streaming services like Tubi and Amazon?! These are just some of the many strikes against this:
It's not even a feature length at less than an hour -- And it tends to repeat the same scenes over and over verbatim...
The poster shows two grown men when the actual video stars two children who are barely 13 acting as if they are adults (like how kids play pretend) -- There are zero proficient actors in this...
The sound quality is atrocious; difficult to hear absolutely anything -- The VHS-like video quality is literally (not figuratively, but literally) like an early 2000s 360p movie poorly enlarged (not upscaled) to a 1080p...
And there was obviously no money spent on anything so how it can justify that $500k budget is beyond me.
My guess would be this "movie" was ACTUALLY in fact written and filmed by children, starring those same children pretending to be adults, shot around their neighborhood in the early 2000s, using their parent's old camcorder that somehow got released to streamers in 2017 being treated as if it were a real film (because no one had actually watched it).
It's not even a feature length at less than an hour -- And it tends to repeat the same scenes over and over verbatim...
The poster shows two grown men when the actual video stars two children who are barely 13 acting as if they are adults (like how kids play pretend) -- There are zero proficient actors in this...
The sound quality is atrocious; difficult to hear absolutely anything -- The VHS-like video quality is literally (not figuratively, but literally) like an early 2000s 360p movie poorly enlarged (not upscaled) to a 1080p...
And there was obviously no money spent on anything so how it can justify that $500k budget is beyond me.
My guess would be this "movie" was ACTUALLY in fact written and filmed by children, starring those same children pretending to be adults, shot around their neighborhood in the early 2000s, using their parent's old camcorder that somehow got released to streamers in 2017 being treated as if it were a real film (because no one had actually watched it).
