Darrel is in love. Unfortunately it's with Mike's daughter, who is hellbent on causing as much trouble at work as possible so she can go skiing with her mates. Kenny and Tania are in love too, and trying to find five minutes away from Asif to enjoy a spot of heavy petting.
Darrel is surprised when an office temp takes a shine to him, but the course of true love fails to run smoothly. Meanwhile, Tania is disciplined and sues the firm in retaliation.
Tania's having a bad day ahead of her first appraisal as supervisor - Darrel's living in the office, Gloria's winding her up, Asif's running away to Wales, Shelley's flat-hunting, and Kenny's kissing strange girls and drawing pictures.
Boss Mike is driven nuts by new girl Shelley who takes a two hour lunch to get a tattoo. Office Manager Gloria is too lazy to do Shelley's induction and leaves it to Darrel - bad move.