The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance (2009)

Aseem Batra: Kendra Krinklesac

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : [after successfully getting Roberta to be her date for the Daddy-Daughter dinner dance, off to get a Baskin Robin's ice cream cake] 

  [to his rearview mirror reflection] 

  Cleveland Brown : Hey new step-daddy, you are doing a great job. Now, go get that cake.

  [as Cleveland slowly backs out the car, his left rear tire hits something, stops for 3 seconds, back out again but now his left front tire hits the bump as well. Cleveland steps out of the car an looks at the ground on his left] 

  Cleveland Brown : WHAT THE...

  [Find the corpse of Meadowlark Lemon, the family dog, lying dead at the spot where Cleveland hit him] 

  Cleveland Brown : I'M SO SORRY MEADOWLARK LEMON!

  Lester Krinklesac : Why you'd kill the dog? Wouldn't stop barking, huh.

  Cleveland Brown : No Lester, it was an accident. We gotta keep this a secret, or the kids will hate me, forever.

  Lester Krinklesac : [Lifts dog leg and looks at its crutch]  Since there's no sign of sexual abuse, I'll go ahead and get rid of him for ya.Since there's no sign of sexual abuse

  [drags the dog to his home by the leg] 

  Lester Krinklesac : [as he walk through the door, to his wife]  Kendra, hope you in the mood for Chinese food.

  Kendra Krinklesac : You read my stomach.