Supernatural (TV Series)
Caged Heat (2010)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Castiel : [while watching porn] That's very complex
Dean Winchester : M-hm
Castiel : If the pizzaman truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?
[pauses]
Castiel : Perhaps she's done something wrong.
Dean Winchester : You're watching porn? Why?
Castiel : It was there.
Dean Winchester : You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And... you don't talk about it. Just turn it off.
Castiel : [Looks between his legs]
Dean Winchester : Oh, now he's got a boner
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Meg : I'll hold off the dogs.
Dean Winchester : Well, how are you gonna do that exactl - -
[Meg pulls Castiel into a kiss and reaches into his trench coat. They pull apart, and Castiel spins Meg around, pushes her against the wall, and kisses her again]
Meg : [Almost dreamily] What was that?
Castiel : [Looks at Dean and Sam, who are dumbfounded] I learned that from the pizza man.
Meg : Well, A plus for you. I feel so... clean.
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Samuel Campbell : Tell me, what exactly are you supposed to be to me?
Dean Winchester : I'll tell you who I am. I'm the guy you never wanna see again. 'Cause I'll make it out of here, trust me. The next time you see me, I'll be there to kill you.
Samuel Campbell : Don't think there's gonna be a next time.
Dean Winchester : Whatever gets you through the night.
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Dean Winchester : Sam?
Sam Winchester : Yea?
Dean Winchester : I'm standing in pee!
Sam Winchester : Consider yourself lucky.
Dean Winchester : Yikes. That's gross.
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Dean Winchester : [to Meg] Karma's a bitch, bitch.
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Dean Winchester : [Sam and Dean wake up tied to chairs facing one another] What now?
Sam Winchester : I think I know who you can ask.
Dean Winchester : [Looks over his shoulder] Evil bitch.
Meg : Keep sweet-talking me; this could go a whole new direction.
Dean Winchester : Meg. I've been dying to see you again.
Meg : Well, here I am, big boy. So what should we do now?
Dean Winchester : How 'bout I rip you to shreds?
Meg : Kinky, I like. But a little Q n' A first if you don't mind. Now where's your boss?
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Dean Winchester : You want forgiveness, find a priest.
Samuel Campbell : I just want you to understand-...
Dean Winchester : Oh, I understand that you're a liar. You talk about putting blood first, which is funny, you sound just like my dad. Difference is, he actually did.
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Dean Winchester : [after Meg bolts] Well, she's smart. I'll give her that. I was gonna kill her too.
[Turns to Castiel]
Dean Winchester : Of course, I'd have given you an hour with her first.
Castiel : [Confused] Why would I want that?
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Dean Winchester : We've been going on these runs and it's not getting us anywhere.
Sam Winchester : Dean-...
Dean Winchester : The only thing that's really changed is now I need a daily rape shower.
Sam Winchester : Okay, you're right. Let's go with plan B. Oh, yeah, we don't have one. So till we do, sorry, dude, stock up on soap on a rope.