Supernatural (TV Series)

Caged Heat (2010)

Misha Collins: Castiel

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• Castiel : [while watching porn]  That's very complex

  Dean Winchester : M-hm

  Castiel : If the pizzaman truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?

  [pauses] 

  Castiel : Perhaps she's done something wrong.

  Dean Winchester : You're watching porn? Why?

  Castiel : It was there.

  Dean Winchester : You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And... you don't talk about it. Just turn it off.

  Castiel : [Looks between his legs] 

  Dean Winchester : Oh, now he's got a boner

• Meg : I'll hold off the dogs.

  Dean Winchester : Well, how are you gonna do that exactl - -

  [Meg pulls Castiel into a kiss and reaches into his trench coat. They pull apart, and Castiel spins Meg around, pushes her against the wall, and kisses her again] 

  Meg : [Almost dreamily]  What was that?

  Castiel : [Looks at Dean and Sam, who are dumbfounded]  I learned that from the pizza man.

  Meg : Well, A plus for you. I feel so... clean.

• Samuel Campbell : Is this what you boys do? Sit around and watch porno's with angels?

  Castiel : We're not supposed to talk about it.

• Crowley : What's in the gift bag?

  Castiel : [pulls out a skull]  You are.

  Crowley : Not possible.

  Castiel : You didn't hide your bones as well as you should have.

  Crowley : Cookie for you.

• Castiel : [Sees Meg and the demons that he, Sam and Dean will be working with]  Why are we working with these...

  [like a dirty word] 

  Castiel : Abominations?

  Meg : Keep talking dirty, makes my meat-suit all dewy.

• Dean Winchester : [after Meg bolts]  Well, she's smart. I'll give her that. I was gonna kill her too.

  [Turns to Castiel] 

  Dean Winchester : Of course, I'd have given you an hour with her first.

  Castiel : [Confused]  Why would I want that?

• Sam Winchester : Castiel. We need you. It's important.

  [Nothing. Tries a different tactic] 

  Sam Winchester : Cass, we found something. It's this gold box. Apparently, Nazis were after it back in the day. Someone tried to open it and their face melted off. We think it's, uh... Ready for this? The Ark of the Covenant. So...

  Castiel : [Appears]  I'm here, Sam. Where is the box?

  Sam Winchester : I can't believe you fell for that. That was the plot of Raiders.