Supernatural (TV Series)
Frontierland (2011)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : I'll stay here, hook up with the posse.
[Dean tries to keep a serious face]
Dean Winchester : Because you know me, I'm a posse magnet. I mean, I love posse.
[grins]
Dean Winchester : Make that into a T-shirt.
Sam Winchester : You done?
[Dean breaks into a smirk]
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Sam Winchester : Look, just because you're obsessed with all that Wild West stuff.
Dean Winchester : No, I'm not.
Sam Winchester : You have a fetish.
Dean Winchester : Shut up. I like old movies.
Sam Winchester : You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made, line-for-line.
Bobby Singer : Even the monkey movies?
Sam Winchester : Yeah. Especially the monkey movies.
Dean Winchester : His name is Clyde.
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Sam Winchester : [steps in horse manure] Oh, damn it. Come on.
Dean Winchester : You know what that is?
Sam Winchester : Yeah. It's horse...
Dean Winchester : Authenticity.
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Dean Winchester : We'll Star Trek IV this bitch.
Bobby Singer : I only watched Deep Space Nine.
Dean Winchester : It's like I don't even know you guys anymore. Star Trek IV, save the whales.
[Sam and Bobby stare blankly]
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Elkins : What'll you have?
Dean Winchester : Well, okay, great. I'll have your top-shelf whiskey.
Elkins : Only have the one shelf.
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Dean Winchester : You know what this means?
Bobby Singer : Yeah, I didn't get a soulenscopy for nothing.
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Dean Winchester : Sheriff, can we have a word?
Sheriff : Depends who's asking.
Dean Winchester : Marshal Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.
[Points to Sam]
Dean Winchester : This here's, uh, Walker. He's a Texas ranger.
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Dean Winchester : Iron shackles. Iron bars, iron nail. See a pattern? Don't worry. Most creatures I meet can't get it up for iron. It's a common monster problem.
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Bobby Singer : Either of you jokers ever heard anything about a Phoenix?
Dean Winchester : River, Joaquin, or the giant flaming bird?
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Dean Winchester : What are we looking for?
Bobby Singer : Well, anything that'll put a run in the Octo-mom's stockings.
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Dean Winchester : He's going to kill you. Unless...
Deputy : Unless what?
Dean Winchester : Unless we gank him first.
Deputy : Gank? What's gank?
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Dean Winchester : Come on, Cass. I Dream of Jeannie your ass down here, pronto. Please.
[Rachel appears]
Dean Winchester : Jeannie?
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Bobby Singer : [about Dean's outfit] You goin' to a hoedown?
Castiel : Now is it, is it customary to wear a blanket?
Dean Winchester : It's a serape. And yes, it's a...
[Sam gives him a look]
Dean Winchester : ... Never mind, let's just go
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Sheriff : So what can I do for you, boys?
Sam Winchester : Uh we're looking for a man.
Judge Tye Mortimer : I'll bet.
[Looks at Dean]
Judge Tye Mortimer : Nice shirt there.
Dean Winchester : What's wrong with my shirt?
Judge Tye Mortimer : You're very clean.
Dean Winchester : ...It's dirtier than it looks.
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Elkins : Darla's my best girl.
Darla : Try me. You want a kiss?
[Goes up to Dean]
Dean Winchester : [Moves away] Ugh, ooh. It's so much more germier than I pictured.