Supernatural (TV Series)

My Heart Will Go On (2011)

Sebastian Roché: Balthazar

Quotes 

• Dean Winchester : Why did you unsink the ship?

  Balthazar : Oh, because, I *hated* the movie.

  Dean Winchester : What movie?

  Balthazar : Exactly!

  Sam Winchester : Wait, so you saved a cruise-liner because...?

  Balthazar : Because, that god-awful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself!

• Balthazar : Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you.

• Dean Winchester : Who's Celine Dion?

  Balthazar : She's a destitute lounge singer in Quebec... and let's keep it that way!

• Sam Winchester : So you just, what, unsunk a giant boat?

  Balthazar : Oh, come on, I saved people. I thought you loved that kind of thing.

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, but now those people and their kids and their kids' kids... They must have interacted with so many other people changed so much crap. You totally Butterfly Effect-ed history.

  Dean Winchester : Dude, dude. Rule one: No Kutcher references.

  Balthazar : Yes, unfortunately, there's still an Ashton Kutcher. And you still averted an apocalypse and there are still archangels.

• Balthazar : Uh, sweetie, before we go, um, I could remove that stick from your...

  Fate : Don't try me.

  Balthazar : Oh, we'll leave it inserted, then.

• Balthazar : Let's agree I did a good thing. One less Billy Zane movie and I saved two of your closest friends.