Supernatural (TV Series)
My Heart Will Go On (2011)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : Why did you unsink the ship?
Balthazar : Oh, because, I *hated* the movie.
Dean Winchester : What movie?
Balthazar : Exactly!
Sam Winchester : Wait, so you saved a cruise-liner because...?
Balthazar : Because, that god-awful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself!
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Dean Winchester : Who's Celine Dion?
Balthazar : She's a destitute lounge singer in Quebec... and let's keep it that way!
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Dean Winchester : Accidents just don't happen... accidentally...
[At Sam's quizzical look]
Dean Winchester : You know what I mean.
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Sam Winchester : I just had the weirdest dream.
Dean Winchester : Twenty bucks says mine was weirder. I'm not kidding.
Sam Winchester : No, no. I'm not kidding either. I mean, it was just bizarre.
Dean Winchester : Mine had the actual Titanic in it.
[Sam gives him a stare]
Dean Winchester : What? There something on my face?
Sam Winchester : Did it, uh, not sink? Because Balthazar...
Dean Winchester : Had a hate-on for Billy Zane? Why are you having my dreams, dude?
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Sam Winchester : So you just, what, unsunk a giant boat?
Balthazar : Oh, come on, I saved people. I thought you loved that kind of thing.
Sam Winchester : Yeah, but now those people and their kids and their kids' kids... They must have interacted with so many other people changed so much crap. You totally Butterfly Effect-ed history.
Dean Winchester : Dude, dude. Rule one: No Kutcher references.
Balthazar : Yes, unfortunately, there's still an Ashton Kutcher. And you still averted an apocalypse and there are still archangels.
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Dean Winchester : What'd she look like?
Sam Winchester : Kinda like a librarian.
Dean Winchester : Your kind of librarian, or my kind of librarian?
Sam Winchester : Well, she was wearing clothes, if that's what you mean.
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Sam Winchester : Why would a handyman have gold just lying around in his garage?
Dean Winchester : I don't know. There is definitely a skeleton in this family's closet. I mean, accidents don't just happen accidentally... You know what I mean.
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Dean Winchester : So... wait, did--did Balthazar really, uh... unravel a sweater over a chick flick?
Castiel : [Sheepish] Yes. Absolutely, that's what he did.
Dean Winchester : Wow, well, might be time to take away his cable privileges. Besides, Titanic didn't suck that bad.
[Sam gives him look]
Dean Winchester : Winslet's rack.
[Castiel disappears]
Dean Winchester : Well, I'll tell you one thing about Cas, he does not appreciate the finer things.
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Sam Winchester : Ship almost hit an iceberg.
Dean Winchester : Almost? So?
Sam Winchester : So, uh, looks like the first mate spotted it just in time.
Dean Winchester : Good for him. There anything else?
Sam Winchester : Wait a second... Uh, this first mate. Mr I.P. Freeley.
Dean Winchester : Well, that's not suspicious.
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Dean Winchester : [Asking about his family] Was anyone ever killed or maimed in a war? Or, you know, some other violent thing?
Shawn Russo : What do you mean?
Dean Winchester : Like something so dark that it would sully future generations.
Shawn Russo : Uh, no.
Dean Winchester : Good. Good stuff. Anyone own a slave?
Shawn Russo : What?
Dean Winchester : Routine question. Any ties to the Nazi Party?
Shawn Russo : Excuse me?
Dean Winchester : Did Grandma ever piss off a gypsy?
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Dean Winchester : Who do you got to kill to get killed around here?
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Dean Winchester : Your life is in danger.
Shawn Russo : What? What is that, a threat? Are you threatening me?
Dean Winchester : No, no, no. No, no. I'm not threatening you. I'm just simply saying that if you don't watch your back, you're gonna die.