Supernatural (TV Series)
Clap Your Hands If You Believe (2010)
Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : [into a phone while running from a light] Holy sh...! UFO! UFO!
Sam Winchester : [into his phone] Whoa, dude, stop yelling. You're breaking up. I didn't catch that last part.
Dean Winchester : Close encounter! Close encounter!
Sam Winchester : Close encounter? What kind? First, second?
Dean Winchester : They're after me!
Sam Winchester : Third kind already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind's a butt thing.
Dean Winchester : Empathy, Sam! Empathy!
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Sam Winchester : My brother was abducted by aliens, I'm pretty good on the proof part.
Sparrow Jennings : Your brother was abducted by aliens?
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
Sparrow Jennings : Oh my god!
Sam Winchester : It's ok, I've had time to adjust.
Sparrow Jennings : Did it happen when you were kids?
Sam Winchester : No, like, a half hour ago.
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Sam Winchester : Talk to me. What happened?
Dean Winchester : Well, uh... There was this, uh... God help me, Sam, there was this bright white light.
Sam Winchester : It's okay. Safe room.
Dean Winchester : And then - and suddenly, I was, uh... I w- I was in a different place. And there were these beings. And they - they were - they were too bright to look at. But I-I could feel them pulling me toward this sort of... table.
Sam Winchester : Probing table!
Dean Winchester : God, don't say that out loud!
Sam Winchester : Right. Uh, so what did you do?
Dean Winchester : I went... crazy. I started hacking and slashing and slashing and firing. They - they actually seemed surprised. I-I-I don't think anybody's ever done that before. Yeah. I had a close encounter, Sam. And I won.
Sam Winchester : You should take a shower.
Dean Winchester : I *should* take a shower. I gonna - I gonna take a shower now.
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Dean Winchester : Why are the fairies abducting people?
Marion : Hmmm... There is much theory and little fact. We know they only take first-born sons... like Rumpelstiltskin did. Personally, *I* think they're taken to Avalon to service Oberon, King of the Fairy.
Sam Winchester : Dean? Did... you *service* Oberon, King of the Fairies?
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Dean Winchester : Ok. Alright. But until we get you back on the soul train, I'll be your conscious. Ok?
Sam Winchester : So your saying... you'll be my... Jiminy Cricket.
Dean Winchester : [pause] Shut up. But yeah, you freaking puppet. That's exactly what I'm saying.
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Sam Winchester : Hey, you're the one who pizza rolled Tinkerbell. I'm just doing the math.
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Dean Winchester : [Awkwardly initiating small talk in Marion's home] I gotta say, I love the feel. Uh, it's uh... it's...
Sam Winchester : Like Sedona Arizona crapped in here.
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Dean Winchester : Do not engage with, maim, or in any way kill Brennan. In fact I don't want you making any judgement calls whatsoever. If anything comes us, call me.
Sam Winchester : You know Jiminey I was on my own for a whole year. I did fine without you.
Dean Winchester : Yea, i dont wanna know your definition of fine.
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Sam Winchester : [Asking about the fairies] Are they here?
Mr. Brennan : Yeah, but it's alright. cream hits them like tequila.
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Sam Winchester : What the hell was it?
Dean Winchester : It was a--- A little naked lady, okay?
Sam Winchester : It was- A what?
Dean Winchester : It was a little, glowing... hot... naked lady. With nipples. And she hit me.
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Sam Winchester : Say you got a soul and you're on a case, your brother gets abducted by aliens.
Dean Winchester : Then you do everything to get him back!
Sam Winchester : Right. You do.
[Continues]
Sam Winchester : But what about when there are no more leads for the night? I mean, are you supposed to just sit there in the dark and suffer; even when there's nothing that can be done?
Dean Winchester : *Yes*!
Sam Winchester : What?
Dean Winchester : Yes. You sit in the dark and you feel the loss.
Sam Winchester : Absolutely. But couldn't I just do all that... *and* have sex with the hippie chick?
Dean Winchester : No.
Sam Winchester : It would be in the dark.
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[while trying to banish the fairies to their realm, the Leprechaun, previously disguised as a UFO nut, appears and kills Brennan]
The Leprechaun : Sorry about the mess, but your friend here went back on his deal.
Sam : Well, you weren't very clear with him on the terms.
The Leprechaun : I told him there was a price. Once we come, we come to stay.
Sam : So you take firstborns and then what? You just sit back and watch while they cover the abductions for you with all that crazy UFO crap? Which you help encourage, naturally. Nice con. But, your cover's blown now, Wayne.
The Leprechaun : Blown? To whom? Brennan's dead. Your brother?
[laughs]
The Leprechaun : He's marked... been to the ranch. He's ours now.
Sam : Yeah... well, then there's me.
The Leprechaun : You? But you can only see me if I let you.
[vanishes]
Sam : True, but you'll have to get near me eventually, and I have very good reflexes.
[the Leprechaun reappears]
The Leprechaun : You're not like the rest of them, are you?
Sam : Nope.
The Leprechaun : I could see that right off. You're missing a certain piece, right in the center, ain't you?
Sam : Says who?
The Leprechaun : We fairy folk, we're all about energy. And the human soul gives off a certain perfume. Your soul is far away. But not completely out of reach.
Sam : Is that so?
The Leprechaun : Sam, I can get it back for you... for a price.
Sam : That's adorable. It's locked in a box with the devil.
The Leprechaun : *Your* devil, not mine.
Sam : There's no freaking way a leprechaun can do what angels cannot.
The Leprechaun : Angels?
[laughs]
The Leprechaun : Please. I'm talking about real magic, sonny. From my side of the fence. Got a way of getting in back doors.
Sam : So you're my blue fairy? You can make me a real boy again?
The Leprechaun : When you wish upon a star.
Sam : Yeah, I got a wish.
[shoots the Leprechaun with an iron bullet]
The Leprechaun : [winces in pain, but immediately straightens up] Iron! Painful, but not a deal breaker.
