Brian McCann: Commercial Spokesman, Self, Minty the Candy Cane, Spider-Man, Audience Member, Batman, Bus Station Announcer, Doctor, Minty the Candy Cane that Fell on the Ground, Paul Revere, Abraham Lincoln, Air Guitarist, Airplane Passenger, American Idol, Amish Farmer, Andy Lewis, Anton Sinclair, Assassin, Astronaut Mime, Bartender, Carmageddon Guy, Catwoman Hopeful, Chick Magnet Guy in Audience, Congressman, D-Bag, Dan Drew - The Last Undecided Voter, Douchebag State Student, Evil Scientist, Exerciser, Fisherman, Flasher, Indian in Groupon TGIF Commercial, Irate Audience Member, Jed, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Jim Murphy the Lottery Loser, MIT Scientist, Mace Test Subject, Man Falling Out of Bed, Man in Groupon Furniture Ad, Man in Shorts Mailing Boot, Man with Nightclub in Pants, Member of 'Shhh', Military Recruit, Minty, Moon Dancer, Nog Hog Singer, Patriot, Porn Conan, Porn Star, Priest, Raisin, Ronnie Gelbers, Sam 'Patch' Adams, Self - Supermessenger, Stingray, Stranded Driver, The Riddler, Tom from Cincinnati, Uncle Sam, Untreatable Gonorrhea Dancer, X-Factor differences announcer, Yale admissions office member, You Are the Audience Member announcer