The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
Terry Unmarried (2011)
Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Minister
Quotes
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Cleveland Brown Jr. : Hi, Daddy. I built this costume to surprise you.
Cleveland Brown : You created a powered suit of armor with a built-in weapons system and a shoulder-mounted Gatling gun out of pots and pans?
Cleveland Brown Jr. : [giggling] Yeah.
Cleveland Brown : Hmm.
[writes down a tally mark on a list of Cleveland Jr.'s actions that are "smart"...]
Donna Tubbs : [a few seconds later Donna walks in] What on earth? Cleveland Brown Jr.!
Cleveland Brown Jr. : Present.
Cleveland Brown : [writes down a tally mark for another "stupid" action of Cleveland Jr] ... and Stupid.
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Cleveland Brown : Aha! I knew it! You hate my coffee! You lied to me! You're a liar! Junior, imagine her pants on fire!
Cleveland Brown Jr. : [Cleveland Jr. imagines too hard and "breaks" her pants] Oh. I can't do anything right.
Cleveland Brown : No! You did good on the pitcher!
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Cleveland Brown : [laughs] Look at those two seacrestin' out. A few hours ago that would've shocked me, but now nothing can surprise - TERRY KIMPLE?
[Terry, caught making out with Paul, gasps]
Cleveland Brown : Oh, Terry, oh, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry. Oh, Terrrrrrrrrrry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terrrrrrrrty...
[a banner for the Cleveland News Network, CNN, appears reading "BREAKING NEWS: TERRY KIMPLE IS GAY!"]
Cleveland Brown : ... Terry, Terry, Oh, Terry, Terry, terry, Terry, Oh, Terrrrrrrrry, Terry, Terry, Terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.
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Cleveland Brown : Wait a minute. Fat chicks?
[gasps]
Cleveland Brown : This is a GAY bar!
Holt Richter : What? No way! Gay bars are gay?