Wild Oats (2016)

Jessica Lange: Maddie

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• [Last lines] 

  Maddie : You big softie.

• Eva : [Looking at her bank balance on her laptop]  If the insurance people call I can say "Why? Look, it's right there. I have nothing to hide." In the meantime we can sit around and enjoy watching the money. I *could* pay off Frank's hospital bills, and... er... the dishwasher is broken.

  Maddie : Yeah, with five million bucks you can even replace your shower curtain.

• Waitress : Hi! What can I get for you ladies today?

  Maddie : Would you... date someone in their sixties?

  Waitress : I'm sorry?

  Eva : Er... French toast. That really looked good.

  Maddie : Would you go out with a man in his sixties. It's a simple question. My husband just left me for someone who could be your twin.

  Waitress : Oh my god. Are you Maddie Reynolds?

  Maddie : Yeah.

  Waitress : My friend Clarissa just moved in with your ex-husband.

  Maddie : [is distraught]  Oh my god.

  Eva : We shall have a Spanish omelet.

  Waitress : It's really awkward. I'm really sorry. She is such a *bitch*.

  Maddie : I thought you said she was your friend. What does she see in him?

  Waitress : He kind of... looks like Patrick Stewart.

  [shrugs her shoulders] 

• Joyce : I'm sorry if I startled you. I just called the bank in Connecticut and talked to the manager, and he has cleared the cheque.

  Maddie : What?

  Eva : All of it?

• Crystal : Who is Chandler?

  Maddie : Your Mom's new beau. He is a con man.

  Crystal : He is her what and he is what?