Firebreather (2009 TV Movie)

Reed Diamond: Barnes

Quotes 

• Barnes : All right ladies, line up. I'm your new Gym teacher. You can call me "Coach Barnes." Or once you come to love me - Blitz.

  Duncan Rosenblatt : [after the rest of the class has dispersed]  Hey "Blitz." You know I was wondering when I'd run into you. Gym teacher? That's your cover. Really? You're coming down in the world since the last school.

  Barnes : The whole Vice Principal thing really cramped my style. I could only yell at kids. Here - I can get a lot more physical.

• Barnes : Half of MEGTAF is scouring the desert for him, Margaret. If Belloc's out there, we'll find him.

  Margaret Rosenblat : Colonel Barnes, Maybe you should send out *all* of MEGTAF, since half of it is having difficulty finding a 120 foot giant.

• Barnes : Well then I'm guessing it has something to do with taking Jenna to Homecoming.

  Duncan Rosenblatt : Yeah. How - how did you -?

  Barnes : I'm your guardian angel. I know everything - except how you got her to say yes.

  Duncan Rosenblatt : Well some of us got it and some - Wait! this isn't the way to the base.

• Barnes : Why? Why'd you save me?

  Duncan Rosenblatt : You know I need an "A" in gym class. Consider this extra credit.

  Barnes : They'll probably kill you anyway.

  Duncan Rosenblatt : Before they do, I'll be sure to tell them where they can grab some lunch afterwards.