Portlandia (TV Series)

Farm (2011)

Jason Sudeikis: Aliki

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• [Cult leader Aliki is on his deathbed saying goodbye to his followers] 

  Aliki : My beautiful Peter.

  [Peter gazes sorrowfully at Aliki] 

  Aliki : I'm gonna miss touching my Peter... washing my Peter...

  Peter : I'm gonna miss you.

  Aliki : [turning to Nance]  Nance.

  [Nance sniffles sadly] 

  Aliki : You can be a real bitch.

  Nance : [weepily]  Please don't go.

  Aliki : Nance, you're being a bitch.

  [Nance nods, still sniffling] 

  Aliki : Okay? It's so bitchy of you to ask me to stay. I gotta go.

  [Nance shakes her head no] 

  Aliki : Tell me to go.

  [Nance more intensely shakes her head no] 

  Aliki : Don't be a bitch, Nance.

  Nance : [weepily]  Go. Go.

  Aliki : Thank you, Nance.

  [Nance nods] 

  Aliki : For dialing your bitch down a little bit.

  [Nance nods] 

  Aliki : It means a lot to me.

  [turning to followers he doesn't know by name] 

  Aliki : You three? You're nice people, I'm sure.

  [closes his eyes and commences death rattle] 

  Nance : [shaking her head no, whispering through tears]  Do not go.

  Aliki : [snaps out of it and looks at Nance]  You're being a dumb bitch.

  [resumes death rattle]