Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : [In reference to Shatner's pimp outfit]  I knew The 70's were 70's but I didn't realize they were that 70's.

• Cinema Snob : Unfortunately Shatner did not count on the widow's terror of a daughter named Tina. Yes, the plot claims that Shatner is the movie's villain but I contest that the true villain of Impulse is Tina. What a fucking brat. She makes Bart Simpson look like the spawn of Ozzie and Harriet.

  [Puts hand in mouth] 

  Cinema Snob : Ugh! Someone kill this girl! Kill her now! Stab her in the fucking heart!

  Tina : It slipped.

• Cinema Snob : Look at her face. She looks like she's 40.

  [Tina screams and falls downstairs] 

  Cinema Snob : Yeah, there we go. Push her down the fucking stairs. Fucking bitch. I hope your fucking neck is broken.