Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Gordy (2011)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : [imitating Richard the Rooster]  Oooooh, Gordy! While you were busy with the Hindenburg disaster, Osama bin Laden came back to life, turned into a Transformer, and is destroying Chicago with the Dark of the Moon!

• Jinni Sue : [to Gordy]  Goodnight, Pinky.

  Nostalgia Critic : [with a southern accent]  Child, did you say goodnight to your vagina? Don't make me force the Bible on something I find confusin'!

• Gilbert Sipes : Goodbye, Hero Pig!

  [Sipes then has an increasingly sinister look as his face is superimposed over scenes showing the package being mailed, sorted, and processed] 

  Nostalgia Critic : [Nostalgia Critic gives a bizarre look on his face]  What the hell was I just looking at? Boy, I don't even think David Lynch could figure this edit out. Why is it holding on him for so long? Why is there a heavenly glow all around him? Is it the virgin douchebag? This is an awkward transition. It's like if I woke up this morning and said:

  [makes evil face] 

  Nostalgia Critic : I'm going to eat breakfast now.

  [shows the same heavenly glow on the nostalgia critic while the other edit shows him eating cereal. He later makes that same face] 

• Nostalgia Critic : So something you may notice is kinda odd about this movie is that there isn't much of Gordy talking. Once in a while he'll say something. But mostly it's just watching the human characters. I guess they thought the world of marketing research was much more fascinating to the kids than a talking pig.

• Jessica Royce : But, Gilbert. You promised to help me. How can you even ask me to compete with the pig?

  Nostalgia Critic : You know, unless you're in a muppet movie, that line should never have any contact anywhere.