The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Big Blast or A Many Splintered Thing/The Steal Hour or A Snitch in Time (1961)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Frances Beauty, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Mr. Big : Come, come, Badenov. Light the fuse. I haven't got all day.

  Boris Badenov : [lights fuse on dynamite]  But, boss man, how come I'm expandable?

  Mr. Big : You... You failed to get the Upsidasium, Boris. Blowing yourself up is the only honorable thing to do.

  Natasha Fatale : You had better think fast, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : But, Mr. Big, o beloved master, if I go, you go.

  Mr. Big : WHAT? Hmm, you have a point there, Boris.

  Boris Badenov : However, if you insist...

  Mr. Big : No, no, no! No, no, no! Put it out! Perhaps I was hasty, Boris.

  Boris Badenov : [laughs and puts out fuse]  You were almost hasty pudding, chiefy wiefy.

  Mr. Big : Very well, Badenov. You... You may... You may carry on.

  [Mr. Big leaves] 

  Natasha Fatale : Mr. Big is gone again, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : [laughs]  It's nice to know that under his sinister exterior beats a heart of pure chicken.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [about the Upsidasium]  I'd just like to see anybody try to steal any of this stuff.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : He'd have to be a criminal genius.

  Narrator : A criminal genius? Well, there's only one man we know who could fit that description.

  Boris Badenov : [chuckles]  Right you are.

  Mr. Big : And who is that, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : Uh... You, of course, boss man.