The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Big Blast or A Many Splintered Thing/The Steal Hour or A Snitch in Time (1961)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Captain Peachfuzz, Guard, Chauncey, Nero, Odd Puss Rex, Edgar, General Broadbeam, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Mr. Big : Come, come, Badenov. Light the fuse. I haven't got all day.

  Boris Badenov : [lights fuse on dynamite]  But, boss man, how come I'm expandable?

  Mr. Big : You... You failed to get the Upsidasium, Boris. Blowing yourself up is the only honorable thing to do.

  Natasha Fatale : You had better think fast, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : But, Mr. Big, o beloved master, if I go, you go.

  Mr. Big : WHAT? Hmm, you have a point there, Boris.

  Boris Badenov : However, if you insist...

  Mr. Big : No, no, no! No, no, no! Put it out! Perhaps I was hasty, Boris.

  Boris Badenov : [laughs and puts out fuse]  You were almost hasty pudding, chiefy wiefy.

  Mr. Big : Very well, Badenov. You... You may... You may carry on.

  [Mr. Big leaves] 

  Natasha Fatale : Mr. Big is gone again, dahlink.

  Boris Badenov : [laughs]  It's nice to know that under his sinister exterior beats a heart of pure chicken.

• Edgar : [after seeing Boris disguised as Rocky]  Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncey.

  Chauncey : What's that, Edgar?

  Edgar : A mustache on a little squirrel.

  Chauncey : Oh, I don't know. Maybe he fibs about his age.

• Narrator : Things were all set up for the biggest robbery in history.

  Boris Badenov : Be sure to be with us next...

  Narrator : I'll tell them, I'll tell them! Be with us next time for "The Steal Hour" or "A Snitch in Time."

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [about the Upsidasium]  I'd just like to see anybody try to steal any of this stuff.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : He'd have to be a criminal genius.

  Narrator : A criminal genius? Well, there's only one man we know who could fit that description.

  Boris Badenov : [chuckles]  Right you are.

  Mr. Big : And who is that, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : Uh... You, of course, boss man.

• Boris Badenov : [after failing to get the Upsidasium]  Mr. Big, looks like your plan is washout.

  Mr. Big : MY plan, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : Mwah ha ha. I was forgetting. My plan.

• Boris Badenov : Well, there is Upsidasium, Mr. Big. My plan is working perfect.

  Mr. Big : YOUR plan, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : Mwah ha ha. Sorry, boss man, I meant your plan.

  Mr. Big : That's better.