Supernatural (TV Series)

Meet the New Boss (2011)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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Quotes 

• Dean Winchester : Um... hello? Death?

  Death : You're joking.

  Dean Winchester : I'm sorry, Death. This isn't what it seems...

  Death : [vexed]  Seems like you BOUND ME.

• Dean Winchester : Death is our bitch.

• Dean Winchester : Leviathans?

  Death : I personally found them entertaining, but He was concerned they'd chomp the entire petri dish, so he locked them away.

• Dean Winchester : I've been trying to save this planet, so maybe you should find somebody better to tip off.

  Death : Maybe I should spend my effort on a better planet.

• Dean Winchester : Who feels like hog-tying death tonight?

  Bobby Singer : Old age is overrated anyhow.

• Death : What makes you think I can do that?

  Dean Winchester : You told me.

  Death : Why should I?

  Dean Winchester : Because... We said so, and we're the boss of you. I mean... Respectfully.

• Reporter : [Dean is listening for reports on Castiel's actions]  Believed to be targeted hits high up in the white-supremacy organizations, the FBI now believes the Klu Klux Klan has been forced to disband.

  Dean Winchester : Huh. Can't argue with that one.

• Dean Winchester : I don't want to hurt you.

  Dr. Weiss : Really. I'm the one with the firearm, son.

  Dean Winchester : I get that.

  [Cut to the Weiss's gagged and bound] 

• Dean Winchester : We need you to kill God.

  Death : Pardon?

  Bobby Singer : Kill God. You heard right.

  [pause] 

  Bobby Singer : Your... Honor.

• Dean Winchester : What about God part deux?

  Bobby Singer : I got all kinds of feelers out. So far, diddly.

  Dean Winchester : And what exactly are you looking for?

  Bobby Singer : Exactly. What? Miracles, mass visions, trench coat on a tortilla?

• Security Guard : [Catching them trying to break-in]  Hey!

  Dean Winchester : Excuse me.

  [Guard turns] 

  Dean Winchester : You got any Grey Poupon?

  [Dean punches him] 

  Sam Winchester : Grey Poupon? Seriously?

  Dean Winchester : It's what popped in my head.

• Sam Winchester : Dean, all we can do is talk to the guy.

  Dean Winchester : He's not a guy. He's God, and he's pissed. And when God gets righteous, you get the hell out of the way. Haven't you read the Bible?

• Dean Winchester : You know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my piehole, I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode; because it is.

• Dean Winchester : I'm not dumb. I'm not gonna get my hopes up just to get kicked in the daddy pills again.

• News Broadcast : Freak lightning strikes on the heels of the fire that burned down the Center for Vibrational Enlightenment earlier today. Said a spokesman, "this tragedy represents the largest loss in new-age motivational speaker history."

  Sam Winchester : Motivational speakers?

  Dean Winchester : Yeah. I'm not sure new Cass gets irony any better than old Cass.