Supernatural (TV Series)

Time After Time (2012)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Sam Winchester : I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I hope you're watching cartoon smut. Because reading Dick Roman crap over and over again is just... self-punishment.

  Dean Winchester : It's called anime, and it's an art form.

• Eliot Ness : Ezra Moore, Dean Winchester.

  Dean Winchester : Hey.

  Ezra Moore : Who's he, some farmer clown?

  Eliot Ness : He's, uh, from the future.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah. Gas costs four bucks, you get cheese out of a spray can. The President is a black man. I could go on.

  Ezra Moore : Paint me impressed.

• Dean Winchester : Awesome.

  Ezra Moore : "Awesome"? Is he some religious kook?

  Eliot Ness : No, he just likes saying that.

• Sam Winchester : Well, there's a semi-functional bathroom and one un-rancid bedroom.

  Dean Winchester : Describe "semi-functional," and do not use the words "hole in the floor."

• Eliot Ness : You said you fellas found his house. Well, let's go see if it's been built yet. And then let's kill that bastard. Because that...

  Dean Winchester : Is the Chicago Way.

  Ezra Moore : "Chicago Way"?

  Eliot Ness : Who - who talks like that?

  Dean Winchester : Sean Connery.

  Ezra Moore : Come on.

  Dean Winchester : Never watch that movie again.

• Dean Winchester : [With Sam, presenting fake ID's to a civilian]  Special Agent Smith.

  [points to Sam] 

  Dean Winchester : This is, uh... Special Agent Smith. No relation.

• Dean Winchester : That's it?

  Ezra Moore : That is a thousand-year-old olive carved by vestal virgins and dipped in the blood of... you don't want to know. Pulling this together wasn't easy. You and Ness both owe me, smoothie.

  Dean Winchester : You can have whatever you want. Soon as we gank this thing.

  Ezra Moore : Yeah, yeah, take your twig, wise guy.

  Dean Winchester : Well how's it work?

  Ezra Moore : You stick this end in his heart. Miss, he has you for supper.

• Dean Winchester : [With reverence upon seeing the arsenal in Eliot Ness' trunk]  Sweet merciful awesome.

• Dean Winchester : [Sam is showing Dean results on the laptop of research into past killings similar to their current hunt]  Any pattern here other than location?

  Sam Winchester : Random vics. Random years. But they seem to drop in threes.

  Dean Winchester : That's two down, one to go. Alright, let me drive for a sec.

  [turns the laptop towards himself] 

  Sam Winchester : You gonna... look at more anime? Or are you... strictly into Dick now?

  [small smile] 

• Eliot Ness : Look. You seem like a swell guy, Lester. I want to help you out, I do, but my partner just got back from the War. He spent the last two years kicking in Nazi skulls. If he doesn't kicking a skull every couple of days, he's really touchy.

  Dean Winchester : Lester. Is that a German name?

  Lester Young : Hey, okay, okay. There's no need to snap your cap.

• Dean Winchester : So who died in your life that made you a Hunter?

  Eliot Ness : Who died? Nobody died, you morbid son of a bitch. I started doin' this cuz vampires were turnin' folks in Cleveland.

  Dean Winchester : And you caught the bug.

  Eliot Ness : That's when I caught the bug. Sometimes you just wanna... punch through the red tape with a silver bullet. Yeah, huntin' sets me free. Anyone you know hunt?

  Dean Winchester : I used to do it cuz that's what my family did. But they just seem to keep dyin'. Tell you the truth, I don't know why I'm doin' much of anything anymore.

  Eliot Ness : Boo hoo. Cry me a river, ya Nancy.

  [Dean looks uncertainly at Ness] 

  Eliot Ness : Tell me... Are all Hunters as soft as you in the future?

  [Dean gets a chastised look on his face] 

  Eliot Ness : Everybody loses everybody. And then one day, boom, your number's up. But, at least you're makin' a difference.

  [a sort of realization dawns on Dean's face] 

  Eliot Ness : So, enjoy while it lasts, kid, cuz hunting's the only clarity you're gonna find in this life. And that makes you luckier than most.

• Dean Winchester : How does paper beat a rock? It's stupid.

• Dean Winchester : Does this mean that I'm an Untouchable now?

• Dean Winchester : [Watching Chronos]  That's him.

  Eliot Ness : Kind of puny for a God.

• Eliot Ness : One witness said that she saw an assailant light up red after sucking the life out of a man.

  Dean Winchester : Awesome.

  Eliot Ness : How does that fill you with awe?

• Sam Winchester : Wait, wait, wait. What's the plan exactly?

  Dean Winchester : Don't die.

• Eliot Ness : We got to get you into some new clothes. You look like some kind of bindlestiff.

  Dean Winchester : Stiff your br - bin - what?

• Ezra Moore : What bucket of syrup did you two idjits step into?

  [Dean chuckles] 

  Ezra Moore : Something funny, sweetheart?

  Dean Winchester : No, you, uh... You just kind of remind me of someone.

• Eliot Ness : Well, everything's coming up us, kid.

  Dean Winchester : Talk to me.

  Eliot Ness : [Confused]  I am.

• Dean Winchester : I'm stuck in 1944?

  1944 Policeman : We're all "stuck" in 1944, ya bunny.

• Dean Winchester : [Ness takes out a flask]  Thought you were Mr. Boy Scout.

  Eliot Ness : Why do you think I went after Capone in the first place? Guy made the best hooch in Chicago.

• Dean Winchester : It looks empty. You got a lock pick?

  Eliot Ness : Sure.

  [Kicks in the door] 

• Old Man : Can I help you, son?

  Dean Winchester : Yes, sir. I am, uh, Special Agent Costner with the, uh...

  [Thinks] 

  Dean Winchester : ... Department of Homeland Termite Invasion.