Supernatural (TV Series)
Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie (2012)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : Cops have a theory?
Sam Winchester : Yeah, they think the ball washer did it.
Dean Winchester : The what?
Sam Winchester : The ball washer.
Dean Winchester : The what?
Sam Winchester : The ball---
[Realizes what Dean is doing]
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Dean Winchester : [When Sam suggests an angel might be behind the killings] Little imaginative for the Godsquad, don't ya think?
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Sam Winchester : So, we got dick on Dick?
Dean Winchester : That's a vivid way of putting it.
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Sam Winchester : Kid therapy. You draw your worst nightmare -- poof! -- Plucky fixes it. They hang them up on this big wall.
Dean Winchester : [Looks at picture] Well, can't argue with this. Leprechauns *are* deadly.
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Tyler : [to another kid] Stop cheating!
Dean Winchester : You heard him. Knock it off!
[kid runs away]
Tyler , Dean Winchester : Jackass.
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Sam Winchester : Any idea what he drew?
Dean Winchester : Robot.
Sam Winchester : Robot?
Dean Winchester : Yeah, about the size of a house. Shoots destructo beams out of its eyes.
Sam Winchester : [sighs] At least I'll see it coming.
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Dean Winchester : Well, what's my cover?
Sam Winchester : I don't know. Just hang back. Act normal.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, yeah. Guy in his 30s hanging out at Plucky's alone -- that's normal. That's not pervy at all.
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Dean Winchester : [about his mom] She's working a tough gig. You know? She's exhausted. You should take pity on the old.
[Looks at plate]
Dean Winchester : And, hey, free grub.
Tyler : That stuff tastes like butt.
Dean Winchester : Come on, it can't be that bad.
[Takes a bite]
Dean Winchester : Let's see here.
[Spits it out]
Dean Winchester : That is butt.
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Sam Winchester : [Covered in glitter after fighting clowns] Okay, just say it.
Dean Winchester : [Cracking up] Ha! I'm sorry, you look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers.
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Dean Winchester : Seriously. Dractopus. Seabiscuit the impaler. Land shark. What's next?
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Dean Winchester : You scared of robots?
Tyler : They have laser eyes!
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Dean Winchester : How much?
Howard : Oh, we don't take cash here at Plucky Pennywhistle's. Only tickets won through hard work and determination.
Dean Winchester : You mainlined the kool-aid, huh?
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Dean Winchester : A few simple rules, okay? No babies. In fact, no baby mamas. No bars. No booze; no hot chicks of any kind.
Sam Winchester : Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say-...
Dean Winchester : Hey. You spawn a monster baby, see how quick you want to dive back in the pool.
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Dean Winchester : That's a shark bite.
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
Dean Winchester : And, judging from the radius, I'd say a 20-footer, at least.
[Sam gives him a look]
Dean Winchester : "Shark Week," man. How do you not watch that? Whole week of sharks.
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Dean Winchester : You're not using kids' nightmares to smoke people, are you, Cliff?
Cliff : I don't... think so.
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Dean Winchester : So what are we looking for? An octovamp? A vamptopus?
Sam Winchester : That's crazy even for us, right?
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Dean Winchester : Great, so whatever we're looking for can literally fire off childhood fears at will. Wow. Watch out for evil lunch ladies.
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Howard : Plucky helps kids. It's all I ever wanted to do. And when the management slot opened up, I... But they passed me over.
Dean Winchester : Shocker.
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Sam Winchester : So now unicorns are evil?
Dean Winchester : Yeah. Obviously.
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Dean Winchester : Sam, I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.
Sam Winchester : Which time?
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Dean Winchester : Seriously, Frank, pay phones? I mean, come on. I'm getting the clap off this thing just touching it.
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Sam Winchester : All right. I'm on the nanny.
Dean Winchester : No, I'm on the nanny.
Sam Winchester : I thought you said no hot chicks.
Dean Winchester : We don't know that she's hot.
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Dean Winchester : Mom, dad, nanny. Boy, that is a love triangle right out of Casa Erotica. 'Course, in those, the jealous wife tends to channel her feelings more productively.