Supernatural (TV Series)
Party On, Garth (2012)
DJ Qualls: Garth Fitzgerald IV
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Quotes
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Sam Winchester : Hey. Either of you ever heard of Thighslapper Ale?
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Is that a stripper or a beverage?
Dean Winchester : Beverage for douchebags.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : Hi, Tess. You want to tell me what you saw tonight? Or maybe you'll talk to...
[puts on a sockpuppet]
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Mr. Fizzles! I'm your friend! Yay!
Dean Winchester : Garth, why don't we put the sock away?
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Mr. Fizzles wants to help Tess. He wants to listen.
Dean Winchester : Mr. Fizzles is gonna go where the sun don't shine.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : I'm concerned that Bobby might be haunting you. I brought it up to Dean, and he shot me down.
Dean Winchester : Garth! Leave it alone.
Sam Winchester : It's okay.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : No, it's far from okay.
Sam Winchester : I've already tried contacting Bobby. When that beer disappeared, I pulled out a talking board.
Dean Winchester : Without me?
Sam Winchester : You know, I figured, why drag you in... when it's something I could just put to bed myself.
Dean Winchester : And?
Sam Winchester : And if he was there, I'd have told you.
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Sam Winchester : Garth, are you drunk?
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Dude, I just drank a whole beer. Of course I'm drunk.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : Come with me if you want to live!
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Dean Winchester : [after Garth chugs a beer] Wow, party on, Garth.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : I don't even usually drink beer. It messes with my depth perception - especially when I skinny dip.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : Monster you got to be drunk to see. Cool! Also... hard to fight.
Dean Winchester : Ahh.
[Takes a swig from flask]
Dean Winchester : Just getting in the zone. You are strictly on wine coolers.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Hey, I love those. Anything sweet.
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Dispatcher : Uh, we got another body up here. Guy's torn to shreds.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : [Listening] What? No way. How is that possible? I Garthed her!
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Dean Winchester : [Garth is wearing an army outfit] What, are you allergic to a suit?
Garth Fitzgerald IV : No. I just... Look good in a uniform.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : The witness said that whatever was chasing victim numero uno was invisible.
Dean Winchester : Uh, so, invisible ghost werewolf?
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Why'd you think I called for backup?
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Dean Winchester : Beverage for douchebags.
Sam Winchester : Uh, number one microbrew in the Pacific Northwest.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : But we're in Kansas.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, I rest my case.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : Alright Jenny G, your ganking days are over. You've been Garthed.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : Can I have some more Thighslapper?
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : No!
Dean Winchester : Coffee for you, Tara Reid.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : You sure you guys don't want to hang out? Grab some brunch, maybe some brews?
Dean Winchester : Tempting but, uh, we better roll.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : All right, well...
[Hugs Dean]
Dean Winchester : [Awkward] Oh. Yeah.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Call me anytime.
[Turns to Sam]
Garth Fitzgerald IV : And you, Sam.
[Shakes hand]
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Aw, come here.
[Hugs him too]
Sam Winchester : Uh... yeah. Thanks, Garth.
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Sayonara, kemo sabes!
[Leaves]
Sam Winchester : You're right. He has grown on me.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : I already scanned for EMF
[Dean takes out his scanner, it starts going off]
Garth Fitzgerald IV : Oh. Um... I guess mine must be broken again.
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Garth Fitzgerald IV : I feel sad for those brewery dudes. Spend your life beautifying the world through beer.