Supernatural (TV Series)

The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo (2012)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• [after Dean has coached Charlie through flirting with the male security guard] 

  Charlie Bradbury : I feel so dirty.

  Dean Winchester : You and me both, sister.

• Sam Winchester : Let's see where Frank's drive is.

  [GPS shows it's at Dick Roman Enterprises] 

  Dean Winchester : Perfect. It's in the middle of the Death Star.

• Charlie Bradbury : Good luck saving the world.

  [Holds up her hand in the Vulcan salute] 

  Charlie Bradbury : Peace out, bitches.

  Dean Winchester : [to Sam]  She's kinda like the little sister I never wanted.

• Dean Winchester : Charlie, talk to us. You okay?

  Charlie Bradbury : No! Why didn't you kill him?

  Sam Winchester : We can't. Yet. But, we will.

  Charlie Bradbury : The really evil ones always need a special sword.

• Sam Winchester : [Reading from an email from Frank that he prearranged to arrive in the event that anyone tried to hack his hard drive]  Sam and Dean. If you're reading this, I'm dead.

  [Dean is alarmed by the confirmation that Frank was probably killed by Dick Roman's people] 

  Sam Winchester : Or worse. This email was sent because some prince is trying to hack into my hard drive right this second. So, unless it's you, you got trouble.

  [Dean sighs and shares a look with Sam] 

  Sam Winchester : Um, okay. My drive is full of compromising info, your new aliases, hangouts, where you stored your car...

  Dean Winchester : [On high alert now and extremely concerned]  Baby?

• Dean Winchester : You're gonna flirt your way past.

  Charlie Bradbury : I can't. He's not my type.

  Dean Winchester : You're gonna have to play through that.

  Charlie Bradbury : As in.. he's not a girl.

  Dean Winchester : Oh..oh.. Pretend he has boobs.

  Charlie Bradbury : Worse.

• Sam Winchester : It's an e-mail. From Frank.

  Dean Winchester : Frank's alive?

  Bobby Singer : That jackass, always stealing my thunder.

• Sam Winchester : Did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble? Or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts?

  Dean Winchester : Seriously?

  Sam Winchester : Shut up.

  Charlie Bradbury : No of course not.

  Sam Winchester : What did she do?

  Charlie Bradbury : She kicked ass! She practically saves Harry in every book. And then she ends up with the wrong...

  Sam Winchester : Stay on track. She kicked ass, right? So what are you going to do?

  Charlie Bradbury : [Determined]  I'm gonna kick it in the ass.

• Security Guard Bill : Burning the midnight oil, huh?

  Charlie Bradbury : Just like you. I mean, you're not at the gym. What do you... work out with all of your free time?

  Security Guard Bill : I try to get to the gym at least 3 days a week. Trying to get back to my fightin' weight.

  Dean Winchester : [In Charlie's Bluetooth]  It shows, you look amazing.

  Charlie Bradbury : It shows, you look amazing.

  Dean Winchester : [Sam raises an eyebrow at him]  This never happened.

• Dean Winchester : 15 minutes ain't a lot of time.

  Sam Winchester : No. She said if it took longer to hack his desktop, then she deserved to be eaten.

  Dean Winchester : I like her.

• Dean Winchester : So how does this work, huh? I leave the cap off and you just genie your way out?

  Bobby Singer : I wish it were that easy.

• Dean Winchester : All tattoos are sexy.

  Charlie Bradbury : Mine is princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20-sided die.

  [Dean slowly looks over to Sam and doesn't say anything] 

  Charlie Bradbury : I was drunk. It was Comic-con.

  Dean Winchester : We've all been there.

• Dean Winchester , Charlie Bradbury : Charlie, are you singing?

  Charlie Bradbury : I sing when I'm nervous; don't judge me!

  Dean Winchester : Judgement free zone.