- [after Dean has coached Charlie through flirting with the male security guard]
- Charlie Bradbury: I feel so dirty.
- Dean Winchester: You and me both, sister.
- Sam Winchester: Let's see where Frank's drive is.
- [GPS shows it's at Dick Roman Enterprises]
- Dean Winchester: Perfect. It's in the middle of the Death Star.
- Charlie Bradbury: Good luck saving the world.
- [Holds up her hand in the Vulcan salute]
- Charlie Bradbury: Peace out, bitches.
- Dean Winchester: [to Sam] She's kinda like the little sister I never wanted.
- Dick Roman: [to Pete] Bruce Springsteen, Eli Manning, our own Charlie. You know what they are? Irreplaceable. You're more of a Tim Tebow, Joe Biden type. You got no spark in you. In fact, there's nothing in you... except Daryl's dinner.
- Dean Winchester: Charlie, talk to us. You okay?
- Charlie Bradbury: No! Why didn't you kill him?
- Sam Winchester: We can't. Yet. But, we will.
- Charlie Bradbury: The really evil ones always need a special sword.
- Harry: Did you go home last night? I'll get us some coffee. I'll assume you want some crack in yours.
- Charlie Bradbury: Yes, please.
- Sam Winchester: [Reading from an email from Frank that he prearranged to arrive in the event that anyone tried to hack his hard drive] Sam and Dean. If you're reading this, I'm dead.
- [Dean is alarmed by the confirmation that Frank was probably killed by Dick Roman's people]
- Sam Winchester: Or worse. This email was sent because some prince is trying to hack into my hard drive right this second. So, unless it's you, you got trouble.
- [Dean sighs and shares a look with Sam]
- Sam Winchester: Um, okay. My drive is full of compromising info, your new aliases, hangouts, where you stored your car...
- Dean Winchester: [On high alert now and extremely concerned] Baby?
- Dick Roman: Nothing's safe. I like that. But, that isn't what I'm asking, Charlie. Your spark. It's one in a million. Believe me that when you got it you invent guns and iPads and viruses and, holy crap, you can be crafty. What is that, Charlie? Cuz I can feed every fact in your brain into someone else, they still wouldn't be able to beat you.
- Charlie Bradbury: [extremely nervous] I guess you can't clone me.
- Dick Roman: Don't think that doesn't piss me off.
- Dean Winchester: You're gonna flirt your way past.
- Charlie Bradbury: I can't. He's not my type.
- Dean Winchester: You're gonna have to play through that.
- Charlie Bradbury: As in.. he's not a girl.
- Dean Winchester: Oh..oh.. Pretend he has boobs.
- Charlie Bradbury: Worse.
- Harry: You hooked up at a charity benefit?
- Charlie Bradbury: If you can't score at a reproductive rights function, then you simply cannot score.
- Sam Winchester: It's an e-mail. From Frank.
- Dean Winchester: Frank's alive?
- Bobby Singer: That jackass, always stealing my thunder.
- Frank Devereaux: [Journal notes on hard drive] The Leviathans are using their shapeshifting abilities to replace people all over the globe. Celebrities, government officials, FBI, MI6, prolly March of Dimes, too. Things are everywhere. That guy I saw at the post office today? Prolly a Leviathan. Shifty looking dude.
- Dick Roman: Tell me, how does a high-school dropout become one of the brightest minds at Roman, Inc.?
- Charlie Bradbury: Honestly, historically I've had this problem with authority. No offense.
- Bobby Singer: They're not hunting anymore. They're engineering the perfect herd. Now, we've gone up against plenty liked to eat a few folk in the woods. This ain't that. This is about knocking us off the top of the food chain. This is about them levis living here forever, one-percenter style, while we march our dopey, fat asses... down to the shiny new death camps at every corner.
- Harry: Why do you insist on breaking the law on company property?
- Charlie Bradbury: Faster Internet connection here.
- Sam Winchester: Did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble? Or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts?
- Dean Winchester: Seriously?
- Sam Winchester: Shut up.
- Charlie Bradbury: No of course not.
- Sam Winchester: What did she do?
- Charlie Bradbury: She kicked ass! She practically saves Harry in every book. And then she ends up with the wrong...
- Sam Winchester: Stay on track. She kicked ass, right? So what are you going to do?
- Charlie Bradbury: [Determined] I'm gonna kick it in the ass.
- Dick Roman: Charlie, I've been running things for, well, feels like since before the dawn of man. Always had a vision. I'm close to realizing that dream. I don't want to brag, but the world is my dinner plate.
- Security Guard Bill: Burning the midnight oil, huh?
- Charlie Bradbury: Just like you. I mean, you're not at the gym. What do you... work out with all of your free time?
- Security Guard Bill: I try to get to the gym at least 3 days a week. Trying to get back to my fightin' weight.
- Dean Winchester: [In Charlie's Bluetooth] It shows, you look amazing.
- Charlie Bradbury: It shows, you look amazing.
- Dean Winchester: [Sam raises an eyebrow at him] This never happened.
- Bobby Singer: Dick is about to get into the soylent green business. That site'll show you they're building a biotech lab, right?
- [Scoffs]
- Bobby Singer: Yeah, biotech my ass. That sucker is a state-of-the-art slaughterhouse. And we're the beef.
- Dean Winchester: 15 minutes ain't a lot of time.
- Sam Winchester: No. She said if it took longer to hack his desktop, then she deserved to be eaten.
- Dean Winchester: I like her.
- Charlie Bradbury: Dick Roman gave me an assignment.
- Harry: Is that good?
- Charlie Bradbury: It means the Eye of Sauron is on me.
- Harry: Well, if you need anything I'll be back in the Shire.
- Computer: How about a nice game of chess?
- Charlie Bradbury: Wait a second. Seriously? "Wargames"? Shall we play a game, bitches?
- Dean Winchester: So how does this work, huh? I leave the cap off and you just genie your way out?
- Bobby Singer: I wish it were that easy.
- Dean Winchester: All tattoos are sexy.
- Charlie Bradbury: Mine is princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20-sided die.
- [Dean slowly looks over to Sam and doesn't say anything]
- Charlie Bradbury: I was drunk. It was Comic-con.
- Dean Winchester: We've all been there.
- Dean Winchester, Charlie Bradbury: Charlie, are you singing?
- Charlie Bradbury: I sing when I'm nervous; don't judge me!
- Dean Winchester: Judgement free zone.
- Dick Roman: You have that spark, that thing that makes humans so special. Not everyone has it, you know. Those people, they can be replaced, but people like you... are impossible to copy.
- Charlie Bradbury: [Confused] Copy?
- Dick Roman: Take the compliment.