Supernatural (TV Series)

Reading is Fundamental (2012)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Castiel : Can you not see that? This is the handwriting of Metatron.

  Sam Winchester : Metatron? You saying a Transformer wrote that?

  Dean Winchester : No. That's Megatron.

  Sam Winchester : What?

  Dean Winchester : The Transformer - It's Megatron.

  Sam Winchester : What?

• Sam Winchester : Here. Leviathan cannot be slain but by a bone of a righteous mortal washed in the three bloods of the fallen. Uh... it says we need to start with the blood of a fallen angel.

  Castiel : Well, you know me. I'm always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.

  Dean Winchester : What are you gonna do, Cas?

  Castiel : I don't know. Isn't that amazing?

• Dean Winchester : That's a lot of fuss over a caveman Lego.

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, well, whatever Dick wants is bricked up inside that.

  Dean Winchester : All right.

  [Hits stone with hammer. Thunder rumbles outside] 

  Dean Winchester : That sound like somebody saying, "no, wait, stop" to you?

  Sam Winchester : Uh... Yeah. Yeah.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah. Oh, well.

  [Continues breaking stone, storm gets more violent] 

• Castiel : [On the phone]  I'm in a place called Perth

  Meg : Perth?

  Dean Winchester : Perth? As in Australia?

  Meg : [Listening to Cas]  What dogs?

  [to Dean] 

  Meg : He says he's surrounded by unhappy dogs.

  Castiel : They're chasing a rabbit around...

  Meg : Oh. Okay. He's at a dog track in Perth.

  Castiel : I'm surrounded by large, unhappy dogs.

  Meg : Yeah, they're unhappy 'cause the rabbit's fake.

• Dean Winchester : So big daddy chomper lands here, he grabs himself some Dick...

• Dean Winchester : Great, so now we're kidnappers?

  Meg : Not if we shut up about it. Why? Who'd we kidnap?

• Dean Winchester : [to Cas]  You realize you just broke God's Word?

• Dean Winchester : What is that?

  Sam Winchester : It's, uh... Kevin Tran. He's in advanced placement.

• Kevin Tran : So, these Leviathans; these monsters are real. And angels with wings?

  Sam Winchester : No. Uh... No wings. No anything.

  Dean Winchester : No junk. Junkless.

• Meg : I've been busy with Cas. He's just a tad different than when he dozed off, 'kay?

  Dean Winchester : What do you mean, different?

  Meg : Hey, Seacrest, guess what - not a nurse. Just playing one on TV.

• Dean Winchester : So, Kevin, you can, uh, read the chicken scratch on the God rock, huh? And you're saying that there's some sort of a "How to punch Dick" recipe in there somewhere?

• Sam Winchester : When we broke this thing open last night, every maternity ward within a hundred-mile radius got slammed. Looks like any woman in the last month of her pregnancy went into labor.

  Dean Winchester : [Holds up tablet]  Hmm. This one goes out to all the ladies.

• Castiel : You know, those racing dogs were absolutely miserable. They can only think in ovals.

  Dean Winchester : Cass, don't make me pull this car over!

• Castiel : Garrison code dictates you take the keeper to the desert to learn the Word away from men.

  Dean Winchester : What kind of sense does that make? He has to tell us so that we can use it.

  Castiel : That's God and his shiny red apples.

  Kevin Tran : I can't live in the desert! I'm applying to Princeton!

• Meg : For me currently, the cause is bringing down the King. And I know I'll need help to do it.

  Dean Winchester : Crowley ain't the problem this year.

  Meg : When are you gonna get it? Crowley's always the problem.

• Kevin Tran : [At Rufus' cabin]  This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?

  Dean Winchester : No this is not a sex torture... Sit down and read, would you?