Supernatural (TV Series)

Reading is Fundamental (2012)

Misha Collins: Castiel

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• Castiel : Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

• Castiel : Can you not see that? This is the handwriting of Metatron.

  Sam Winchester : Metatron? You saying a Transformer wrote that?

  Dean Winchester : No. That's Megatron.

  Sam Winchester : What?

  Dean Winchester : The Transformer - It's Megatron.

  Sam Winchester : What?

• Kevin Tran : You're one of the Angels?

  Castiel : [touches Kevin's nose]  Boop.

• Castiel : Pull my finger.

• Meg : He's been like the naked guy at the rave ever since he woke up. Totally useless.

  Castiel : Will you look at her? My caretaker. All of that thorny pain. So beautiful.

  Meg : We've been over this. I don't like poetry. Put up or shut up.

• Sam Winchester : Here. Leviathan cannot be slain but by a bone of a righteous mortal washed in the three bloods of the fallen. Uh... it says we need to start with the blood of a fallen angel.

  Castiel : Well, you know me. I'm always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.

  Dean Winchester : What are you gonna do, Cas?

  Castiel : I don't know. Isn't that amazing?

• Castiel : [On the phone]  I'm in a place called Perth

  Meg : Perth?

  Dean Winchester : Perth? As in Australia?

  Meg : [Listening to Cas]  What dogs?

  [to Dean] 

  Meg : He says he's surrounded by unhappy dogs.

  Castiel : They're chasing a rabbit around...

  Meg : Oh. Okay. He's at a dog track in Perth.

  Castiel : I'm surrounded by large, unhappy dogs.

  Meg : Yeah, they're unhappy 'cause the rabbit's fake.

• Hester : You smote thousands in Heaven. You gave a big, scary speech. Then you were gone. What the hell was that?

  Castiel : Rude, for one thing.

• Sam Winchester : What's it say, then?

  Castiel : Uh... "Tree"? "Horse"? "Fiddler crab"? I can't read it. It wasn't meant for angels.

• Castiel : You know, we weren't sure at first which monkeys were gonna make it. No offense, but I was backing the Neanderthals because their poetry was... just amazing. It's in perfect tune with the spheres. But in the end, it was you; the homo sapiens sapiens. You guys ate the apple, invented pants...

• Castiel : Outside today, in the garden, I followed a honeybee. I saw the route of flowers. It's all right there, the whole plan. There's nothing to add.

  Sam Winchester : You might want to add a little thorazine.

• Castiel : You know, those racing dogs were absolutely miserable. They can only think in ovals.

  Dean Winchester : Cass, don't make me pull this car over!

• Castiel : Garrison code dictates you take the keeper to the desert to learn the Word away from men.

  Dean Winchester : What kind of sense does that make? He has to tell us so that we can use it.

  Castiel : That's God and his shiny red apples.

  Kevin Tran : I can't live in the desert! I'm applying to Princeton!

• Castiel : My old Garrison. Looks like Hester's taken over. We were assigned to watch the earth. Often, it was boring. The wars were very boring and the sex - you know, the repetition.

• Castiel : [to Sam]  You seem troubled. Course that's a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.

• Castiel : I don't fight any more. I watch the bees.

• Inias : These are strange times.

  Castiel : I think they've always been.