Supernatural (TV Series)

Survival of the Fittest (2012)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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• Crowley : Now, what do you have to say for yourself?

  Castiel : Well, I'm still honing my communication strategy. I-I haven't even been back to Heaven. I keep thinking there are no insects up there, but here we have trillions. You know, they're making honey and silk and... miracles, really.

  Crowley : What are you talking about?

  Castiel : Um, preferring insects to angels, I guess. Here.

  [Holds up baggie] 

  Castiel : I can offer a token, if you like. It's honey. I-I collected it myself.

  Crowley : You're off your rocker. He's off his rocker! Is that it? Heh, karma's a bitch isn't it?

  Dean Winchester : Look, did you come here to donkey punch your old grudges, or to help us get Dick? Pick a battle!

  Crowley : Well, I'm vexed. I'd *like* to do both! But where's the fun in clobbering a ball of wet fur? Text me when Sparkles here retrieves his marbles, I suppose.

• Dick Roman : Here's my offer.

  Crowley : All ears.

  Dick Roman : Full immunity for you and your constituents. I'm talking free-range grazing for all demon kind. I'm willing to cordon off, say, Canada. You and your crew can work your little deals, have your way with the locals.

  Crowley : *All* of Canada?

  Dick Roman : Have it.

  Crowley : Fair. And down here?

  Dick Roman : America's ours. Your sales team stays out - period. That's not up for negotiation. We need America. They're so fat.

  Crowley : And in exchange?

  Dick Roman : [brings out a vial]  The blood of one sadly unimpressive demon in New Jersey. All I ask is to give this to Frick and Frack, tell them it's yours, stand back, and let them come to me.

  Crowley : I can't deny I long to see those two digested once and for all. You have a deal. I suppose you want that in writing.

  Dick Roman : I don't kiss on the mouth.

  Crowley : Your loss.

• Crowley : Castiel. When last we spoke, you, well, enslaved me. I'm confused. Why aren't you dead?

  Castiel : I... don't know.

  Crowley : Well, you want to be? 'Cause I can help with that.

  Dean Winchester : All right, enough.

  Crowley : It's enough when I say. I came here to help you. I've found out you've been lying to me, harboring an angel, and not just *any* angel - the one angel I most want to crush between my teeth.

  Meg : Oh, so you can crush angels now, huh?

  Crowley : You bore me. You know that? You have no sense of poetry.

• Dick Roman : [Pouring drink]  How do you take it?

  Crowley : Alcoholic.

• Sam Winchester : We called Crowley.

  Meg : You *what*?

  Dean Winchester : Don't worry. He never showed.

  Meg : What do you mean "never"?

  Dean Winchester : Do you see him anywhere? He stood us up.

  Meg : Well, I'm sorry about that, but I'm outie. He could still -...

  Crowley : [Appears]  Show up at any time.

• Crowley : [Writing contract]  "Should the party of the first part fail to inform the party of the second part of his intent---"

  Dick Roman : Pause right there. Correct me -- that should be "party of the second part vis-à-vis party of the first part," 'cause we just amended-...

  Dick Roman , Crowley : Clause 314-sub-a.

  Dick Roman : That's right. You should do this professionally.

• Sam Winchester : Where's Dean?

  Crowley : That bone... has a bit of a kick. God weapons often do. They should put a warning on the box.

• Crowley : You know what I like about you?

  Dick Roman : Lack of pretension?

  Crowley : You're smarter than you look.

  Dick Roman : Oh, well, now you're just flirting.