Supernatural (TV Series)
How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters (2011)
Jim Beaver: Bobby Singer
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Quotes
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Bobby Singer : I never could get you little grubs to pull a trigger on a single deer.
Dean Winchester : Talking about Bambi, man.
Bobby Singer : You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. You shoot Bambi's mother.
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Bobby Singer : [to Dean] If you die before me, I'll kill ya.
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Bobby Singer : What the hell's a Glamper?
Dean Winchester : Sam?
Sam Winchester : High-end camper. TV, A.C., Wi-Fi. Back to nature, zero inconvenience.
Bobby Singer : [This idea seems to morally offend him] That's idiotic.
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Bobby Singer : [about turducken] Bunch of birds shoved up inside each other. Shouldn't play God like that.
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Bobby Singer : A glamper or two is one thing, but... you got to be damn hungry to eat a cat's head.
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Bobby Singer : There's something wrong with you, Dean.
Dean Winchester : Are you kidding? I'm fine!
[Scoffs]
Dean Winchester : I actually feel great. The best I've felt in a couple months. Cass? Black goo? I don't even care anymore. And you know what's even better? I don't care that I don't care.
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Sam Winchester : [about the Jersey Devil] Some accounts gave it bat wings, others horns, a tail. And, uh, oh, yeah, a horse's head.
Dean Winchester : The sketch looks more like a Chewbacca head.
Bobby Singer : Sounds kind of mixed-up.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, kind of like it should be fighting a Japanese robot.
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Bobby Singer : Damn thing is eating Rick.
Dean Winchester : Man, I liked Rick.
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Bobby Singer : What the hell did you get?
Dean Winchester : New Pepperjack Turducken' Slammer -- limited time only.
Bobby Singer : [Eyes the sandwich] Bunch of birds shoved up inside each other.
[Shakes head]
Bobby Singer : Shouldn't play God like that.
Dean Winchester : Hey, don't look at me sideways from that -- that Chinese chicken geezer salad there, okay? This is awesome. Like the perfect storm of your top-three edible birds.
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Sam Winchester : Dean. So, what do you think?
Dean Winchester : I'm not that worried about it.
Bobby Singer : Excuse me?
Dean Winchester : Well, that's funny, right? I could give two shakes of a rat's ass.
[Thinks]
Dean Winchester : Is that right? Do rats shake their ass, or is it something else?
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Sam Winchester : Okay, so whatever turned Gerry Browder into a pumpkin head; and is currently turning Dean into an idiot...
Dean Winchester : I'm right here. Right here.
Bobby Singer : ...Is in the turducken slammer at Biggerson's.
Dean Winchester : [Looks at the goop coming out of his sandwich] If I wasn't so chilled out right now, I would puke.
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Dick Roman : I imagine you appreciate guns.
Bobby Singer : I'd appreciate one right about now.
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Bobby Singer : So you got Dick Roman.
Dick Roman : We can have whoever we want. We could have you, for example. If you were worth the effort.
Bobby Singer : Oh, you're hurting my feelings.
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Bobby Singer : I want to talk about your new party line.
Dean Winchester : Party? What are you talking about? I don't even vote.
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Bobby Singer : I've seen a lot of hunters live and die. You're starting to talk like one of the dead ones, Dean.
Dean Winchester : No, I'm talking the way a person talks when they've had it, when they can't figure out why they used to think all this mattered.
Bobby Singer : Oh, you poor, sorry... You're not a person.
Dean Winchester : Thanks.
Bobby Singer : Come on, now. You tried to hang it up and be a person with Lisa and Ben. And now here you are with a mean old coot and a van full of guns. That ain't person behavior, son. You're a hunter, meaning you're whatever the job you're doing today.
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Sam Winchester : It only took one bullet to bring it down.
Dean Winchester : And not even a silver bullet, just a bullet-bullet.
[Boogey jumps back up, they shoot it several times, it dies]
Bobby Singer : First one must have just stunned it.