Supernatural (TV Series)
How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters (2011)
Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester
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Quotes
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Bobby Singer : What the hell's a Glamper?
Dean Winchester : Sam?
Sam Winchester : High-end camper. TV, A.C., Wi-Fi. Back to nature, zero inconvenience.
Bobby Singer : [This idea seems to morally offend him] That's idiotic.
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Sam Winchester : [about the Jersey Devil] Some accounts gave it bat wings, others horns, a tail. And, uh, oh, yeah, a horse's head.
Dean Winchester : The sketch looks more like a Chewbacca head.
Bobby Singer : Sounds kind of mixed-up.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, kind of like it should be fighting a Japanese robot.
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Sam Winchester : You think the world wants to end?
Dean Winchester : I think that if we didn't take its belt and all its pens away each year that, yeah, the whole enchilada woulda offed itself already.
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Dean Winchester : Hey! Uh, Brandon, can we grab a booth?
Brandon : Hey, douchewad, a hostess will seat you. Do I look like a freaking hostess?
Dean Winchester : ...Do you want to look like a hostess?
[Brandon storms off]
Sam Winchester : That didn't really make sense, what you said.
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Sam Winchester : Did he seem a little, uh, stoned to you?
Dean Winchester : Ranger Rick? Yeah. Definitely growing his own on the back 40 and smoking all the profits.
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Sam Winchester : Dean. So, what do you think?
Dean Winchester : I'm not that worried about it.
Bobby Singer : Excuse me?
Dean Winchester : Well, that's funny, right? I could give two shakes of a rat's ass.
[Thinks]
Dean Winchester : Is that right? Do rats shake their ass, or is it something else?
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Sam Winchester : Okay, so whatever turned Gerry Browder into a pumpkin head; and is currently turning Dean into an idiot...
Dean Winchester : I'm right here. Right here.
Bobby Singer : ...Is in the turducken slammer at Biggerson's.
Dean Winchester : [Looks at the goop coming out of his sandwich] If I wasn't so chilled out right now, I would puke.
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Sam Winchester : It only took one bullet to bring it down.
Dean Winchester : And not even a silver bullet, just a bullet-bullet.
[Boogey jumps back up, they shoot it several times, it dies]
Bobby Singer : First one must have just stunned it.