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6/10
Dudes !
cekadah13 June 2016
Warning: Spoilers
A rather strange but nicely made thirty minute story. With shirtless dudes.

Here's the story - "Writers block dude" lives in a lavish beach front cottage and is working on a script but his mind has shut down on ideas. This cottage is very modern with lots of glass. No matter where he looks he can see beach and the ocean. Out on the beach is "Steam'n hot surfer dude" and "Writers block dude" spends a lot of time looking at the beach! In pops "writers block dude's" agent and she sees "steam'n hot surfer dude" all soaped up washing "writers block dude's" automobile. Well "Miss Agent" wants the skinny on "steam'n hot surfer dude" and she's very interested in "writer's block dude" also. She leaves in a huff because for her theses two dudes are a lost cause. Now "Actor dude" helps himself in and seems to always have lots of beer. "Actor dude" is interested in "steam'n hot surfer dude" too. "Writers block dude" goes to his therapist regularly and "therapist dude" is always giving "writers block dude" his best bedroom eyes but old "writers block dude" never notices and as soon as "therapist dude" gets somewhere with "writers block dude" "therapist dude" gets a call from "suicide dude". "Writers block dude" goes home and he and "actor dude" and "steam'n hot surfer dude" run around on the beach. At this point in the story "steam'n hot surfer dude" and "actor dude" never have a shirt on! Then "writers block dude" invites "steam'n hot surfer dude" into his cottage to use his shower! So "steam'n hot surfer dude" gets to walk around the house wearing only a towel. "Writers block dude" can't get enough of this so he ask "steam'n hot surfer dude" to tell him a story.

"Writers block dude" is fascinated by "steam'n hot surfer dudes" story but "steam'n hot surfer dude" needs to get back to the beach and the surf. He never finishes the story! So "writers block dude" goes running to "therapist dude" and it's the same as before. "Actor dude" shows up with beer and he and "writers block dude" go down to the beach to hang out with "steam'n hot surfer dude". This is the moment "steam'n hot surfer dude" draws a mysterious symbol into the sand and "writers block dude" and "actor dude" need to know what it means. So they go to visit this "shirtless sexy oriental pot smok'n dude"! "Sexy pot smok'n dude" wants to know all about "steam'n hot surfer dude" and he wants to meet him. Off the three go back to the cottage to show off "shirtless sexy oriental pot smok'n dude" to "steam'n hot surfer dude". Once they get there they discover "steam'n hot surfer dude" frolicking in the surf with "Miss Agent"! "Shirtless sexy oriental pot smok'n dude", "actor dude", and "writers block dude" are devastated! "Writers block dude" goes back to "therapist dude" and it's the same as before!

Well "writers block dude" decides he can rise above this misfortune and he becomes "writer dude"! He jumps into his script and creates a money making winner. The End!

It would have been far more interesting if it had ended with "writer dude" making buckets of cash with his new script. Then inviting "actor dude", "shirtless sexy oriental pot smok'n dude", and "steam'n hot surfer dude" to live with him in his lavish beach front cottage and for fun they have car wash parties and watch "steam'n hot surfer dude" and "Miss Agent" run around on the beach. The End!
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